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Errr, what?

Shall I spell it out for you, she asked sweetly?

A.)go to Max's idrive account.
B.)download 'Kentuckians'.
C.)if nothing else, read the last item on the list, and...

you will realize that what I do to supper is not only
legitimate, it's legally sanctioned. I've always thought everyone did this, 'till I ran into a certain rebellious cap'n.


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[persistent visions of Jackie advancing determinedly on a fry pan, tool belt around her waist and spanner firmly in hand, emoticon]

I do sympathise with the concept of "He needed killin'" being a legitimate defense. I have this little list ...



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ASp,

d0N^t !0ok n0W, 8u+ T#eRE @pPeAr$ +0 bE M0re th@n 0nE |i$t.


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Imposter!


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We'd hate to lose either of you, CapK & MadMax.

(I know I know... I just couldn't find anywhere else to post this! )


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We'd hate to lose either of you, CapK & MadMax.

Hey, for the $200 million US the Russians have taken out in insurance, I would be very happy for them to park Mir on my garage!




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Hey, for the $200 million US the Russians have taken out in insurance, I would be very happy for them to park Mir on my garage!

You don't happen to have a 12-metre square air cushion with Taco Bell advertising all over it on the garage roof at the moment, do you? Ah, well, you'll find out in 4 hours and 19 minutes. How's your Russian? I expect their first words to you will be "We come in pieces", so start at that part of the phrase book.



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"I Fall to Pieces".


#23428 03/23/01 10:41 AM
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You don't happen to have a 12-metre square air cushion

so much for my free taco.

not that i'd eat that dogfood anyhow, but it'd be fun to cash in.


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