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BISHOP – BITTERSWEET
The sound of believers at prayer
Can take on a bittersweet air.
"The workings of God",
Said a bishop, "are odd –
We're caught between hope and despair."
FANCY – FARCICAL
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Some fancy the epic Greek stories
Of heroes pursuing great glories.
For me, they're too rough;
I like farcical stuff
Such as fights between Brexit-crazed Tories.
UNDERSTAND – UNFURL
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The scale of the cosmos is grand;
They say it will further expand.
As galaxies whirl,
Dimensions unfurl
In ways I do not understand.
RIDER – RIVULET
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A horse, terrified by a spider,
Careered through a field with its rider.
It splashed without care
Through a rivulet there.
Thank goodness the stream wasn't wider.
SACRED – SAFELY
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When the enemy launched an assault
On our city, we stored in a vault
A sacred gold cross
As safely as poss.
It broke, but that wasn't our fault.
ESSENTIAL – ESTER
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A chemistry teacher in Leicester
Explained: "I'm a rigorous tester.
It's essential at college
To probe students' knowledge
With questions like 'What is an ester?'"
LETTER – LEVELS
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----please, draw me a sheep----
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If the noise from your neighbours' night revels
Increases to deafening levels,
You can write them a letter –
The blunter the better –
To say what you think of those devils.
DEJECTED – DELUSION
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One common delusion consists
In the thought that Damnation exists.
The people affected
Become so dejected
That many strike walls with their fists.
CRUISE – CUDDLE
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If you cuddle another man's wife,
It is likely to lead to some strife.
On a typical cruise,
With leisure and booze,
Such reckless behaviour is rife.
TEXTED – THEATRICAL
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