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TECHNICAL - TENACIOUSLY
Tenaciously, and with aplomb, A sapper defused a large bomb. His technical skill And firmness of will Caused watchers to mutter: "Quel homme!"
GRAPPLE - GRIFFIN
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A questing knight errant's advance Was checked when a griffin, by chance, Appeared near a pit; They grappled a bit, Then the knight slew the beast with his lance.
PANIC - PARAGRAPH
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A writer chap nearly got fired For a paragraph more than inspired: He’d a cuppa so tannic It engendered near panic In prose that was too hot for Wired.
CHROMOSOME – CIAO
Ick! I’m so rusty!
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A rogue chromosome that I've got Has made me a real xenoglot. I'll be talking, then bingo! Out comes some strange lingo, Like 'ciao', 'entre nous', and such rot.
FRAGMENT - FROG
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A writer chap nearly got fired For a paragraph more than inspired: He’d a cuppa so tannic It engendered near panic In prose that was too hot for Wired.
CHROMOSOME – CIAO
Ick! I’m so rusty! Still much better than I can do.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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A rogue chromosome that I've got Has made me a real xenoglot. I'll be talking, then bingo! Out comes some strange lingo, Like 'ciao', 'entre nous', and such rot.
FRAGMENT - FROG Me too, probably because we spend so much time on this site and others trying to master PIE.
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Archaeologist posted his blog: “Found a fragment of text in a bog.” Years of stymied translation Led to his revelation That it’s really the corpse of a frog.
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I try to bend spoons with my mind, But people are often unkind: "Your psychokinetic Attempts are pathetic!" I'm often belittled, I find.
GRAVEL - GREENGAGE
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An inn near the end of our travel On byways of grass, mud and gravel Served dry, tasteless ham And sour greengage jam, But we were too hungry to cavil.
REINS - RELIANT
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A highwayman rode over plains With his takings secured to the reins. Reliant on speed, He goaded his steed Till it threw him and trampled his brains.
DIZZY - DODO
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