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Re: Ill wind [Re: A C Bowden] #227372
08/09/17 12:26 PM 08/09/17 12:26 PMJoined: Oct 2010
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A ship from the Persian Gulf area
Was in the Black Sea near Bulgaria,
When a gust from the East
Arrived like a beast,
Infecting the crew with malaria.
FETCH – FICTITIOUS
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11/17/17 02:39 AM 11/17/17 02:39 AMJoined: Aug 2001
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A vicious fictitious old whale
Ordered "Fetch me some fish in a pail!
Or else, why then I'll"
(Added he with a smile)
"Whup you upside the head with my tail!"
PICKEREL - PONY
("It isn't brains, because You-Know-Why, Rabbit," said Pooh, "but it comes to me sometimes...")
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Invertebrate creatures and bony,
All sprang from mutation,
Not godly creation -
To talk of 'design' is baloney.
SAFEGUARD - SAILCLOTH
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The crew had to take down the sails
To safeguard the ship,
Lest the sailcloth should rip
And lure hungry sharks or blue whales.
NATURE - NAY
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Their wives find them fiercely possessive.
If someone says 'Yea',
They are apt to shout 'Nay!'
Or phrases more plainly expressive.
CRAMPED - CREAM
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The cream to be stored in a cruet
Was so cramped by the crocks full of suet
That when more room was needed
(Shelf space was exceeded)
We wondered just how they would do it!
FLAGON - FLEET
12/29/17 02:15 AM 12/29/17 02:15 AMJoined: Oct 2010
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London, UK A C Bowden
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That it chased a large dog down the street.
Along came a dragon
Which drank from a flagon,
Then swallowed my pet parakeet.
DESOLATE - DETACH
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This AP bulletin was published in many papers today. Must be a slow news day.
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No, I hadn't heard about it. Thanks.
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London, UK A C Bowden
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If you live on a desolate plain,
Assailed by tempestuous rain,
The wind may detach
A roof made of thatch,
But a flat concrete one will remain.
PASSENGER - PASTEL
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