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Those weirdos bow down to a cube. That's worse than just being a rube It defies sacred custom! Never mind. Cops'll bust 'em. Come on, let's go watch some more tube.
ALLIANCE ALMOST
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It's not (as they say) rocket science To work out that NATO's alliance Can almost be snapped If its forces are apt To provoke "friendly" nations' defiance.
MIME MISSTATE
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If you find you've misstated a term, You might feel embarrassed and squirm. If that's what you dread, You can mime it instead Provided your gestures are firm.
DIMMER DISCURSIVE
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If you meet an attractive young swimmer And you'd like her to join you for dimmer Unless you're disbursive (Not simply discursive) Your prospects for "after" are slimmer.
ELEPHANT - EQUINOX
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All right, all right, if you insist.
If you meet an enticing young swimmer And you know that you ought to be slimmer Unless you're disbursive (Not simply discursive) Your prospects get dimmer and dimmer.
(Personally I like the first one better.)
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ELEPHANT EQUINOX
The recent spring equinox fell In a cold and tempestuous spell. The poor kangaroo Dropped dead at the zoo And the elephant didn't feel well.
SILL SIREN
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SILL - SIREN
No matter how yellow his bill, The birdie who hopped on my sill Said he just couldn't stay He was startled away By a firetruck's siren too shrill.
ROBIN - ROCKPILE
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ROBIN ROCKPILE
On a rockpile a robin was perched, When the stony heap suddenly lurched, Then collapsed on the ground; The deceased bird was found Beneath, when the gardener searched.
INSULATE INTANGIBLE
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ROBIN ROCKPILE
On a rockpile a robin was perched, When the stony heap suddenly lurched, Then collapsed on the ground; The deceased bird was found Beneath, when the gardener searched. Underneath instead, in Line 5?
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Underneath instead, in Line 5? Yes, that's OK. Actually, I was going to put "Underneath" originally, but changed it at the last moment.
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