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Are you sure this small creature is not Gillie?


----please, draw me a sheep----
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MALEFICENT MANAGE

A maleficent Army dictator
Once ruled somewhere near the Equator;
He managed to kill
Many thousands at will,
Fed alive to his pet alligator.

PENTECOST PERCEIVE

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My sense of the season is lost;
I can't tell if it's heatwave or frost.
I can't seem to perceive
If tonight's New Year's Eve
Or a couple weeks past Pentecost.

GARB GASPER

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Well, I'd say that was a disaster. Suppose we try

PIONEER PITCH

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Our friendly host, Gasper
may look funny as per
his unusual garb.
Dressed in black, beware his witty barb,
reminiscent of a rasper.

Pioneer - Pitch

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A pioneer Scotsman named Pitch
Has a workhorse, but one with a hitch:
... There's a sore on his fetter
... That just won't get better
And if he don't scratch it, he itch!


HUNGER - HYPERBOLE

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A self-centered lad from Dundee
Said, "I'm good with the ladies, you see.
For me women hunger
They call me Lovemonger."
But I think that's hyperbole.

RIOT ROACH

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"You say as a stud you're a riot?
Well, frankly, I'm not sure I buy it."

"To get girls in your coach,
Offer drags on a roach.
You never can tell till you try it!"


AMBULANCE - ARABESQUE

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My colleague climbed onto her desk
And performed an absurd arabesque.
She fell in a bin,
But exclaimed with a grin:
"No ambulance, please it's burlesque!"

HALBERD HARANGUE

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The Tudors were having a blitz
Against some recalcitrant Brits.
Thus did they harangue
The rebellious gang:
"Our halberds will cut you to bits!"

CUBE CUSTOM

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