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Are you sure this small creature is not Gillie?
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Pooh-Bah
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MALEFICENT – MANAGE
A maleficent Army dictator
Once ruled somewhere near the Equator;
He managed to kill
Many thousands at will,
Fed alive to his pet alligator.
PENTECOST – PERCEIVE
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My sense of the season is lost;
I can't tell if it's heatwave or frost.
I can't seem to perceive
If tonight's New Year's Eve
Or a couple weeks past Pentecost.
GARB – GASPER
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old hand
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Well, I'd say that was a disaster. Suppose we try
PIONEER – PITCH
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addict
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Our friendly host, Gasper
may look funny as per
his unusual garb.
Dressed in black, beware his witty barb,
reminiscent of a rasper.
Pioneer - Pitch
Last edited by May; 01/10/15 08:28 PM.
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A pioneer Scotsman named Pitch
Has a workhorse, but one with a hitch:
... There's a sore on his fetter
... That just won't get better
And if he don't scratch it, he itch!
HUNGER - HYPERBOLE
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old hand
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A self-centered lad from Dundee
Said, "I'm good with the ladies, you see.
For me women hunger –
They call me Lovemonger."
But I think that's hyperbole.
RIOT – ROACH
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"You say as a stud you're a riot?
Well, frankly, I'm not sure I buy it."
"To get girls in your coach,
Offer drags on a roach.
You never can tell till you try it!"
AMBULANCE - ARABESQUE
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Pooh-Bah
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My colleague climbed onto her desk
And performed an absurd arabesque.
She fell in a bin,
But exclaimed with a grin:
"No ambulance, please – it's burlesque!"
HALBERD – HARANGUE
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The Tudors were having a blitz
Against some recalcitrant Brits.
Thus did they harangue
The rebellious gang:
"Our halberds will cut you to bits!"
CUBE – CUSTOM
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