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Are you sure this small creature is not Gillie?
----please, draw me a sheep----
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MALEFICENT – MANAGE
A maleficent Army dictator Once ruled somewhere near the Equator; He managed to kill Many thousands at will, Fed alive to his pet alligator.
PENTECOST – PERCEIVE
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My sense of the season is lost; I can't tell if it's heatwave or frost. I can't seem to perceive If tonight's New Year's Eve Or a couple weeks past Pentecost.
GARB – GASPER
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Well, I'd say that was a disaster. Suppose we try
PIONEER – PITCH
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Our friendly host, Gasper may look funny as per his unusual garb. Dressed in black, beware his witty barb, reminiscent of a rasper.
Pioneer - Pitch
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A pioneer Scotsman named Pitch Has a workhorse, but one with a hitch: ... There's a sore on his fetter ... That just won't get better And if he don't scratch it, he itch!
HUNGER - HYPERBOLE
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A self-centered lad from Dundee Said, "I'm good with the ladies, you see. For me women hunger – They call me Lovemonger." But I think that's hyperbole.
RIOT – ROACH
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"You say as a stud you're a riot? Well, frankly, I'm not sure I buy it."
"To get girls in your coach, Offer drags on a roach. You never can tell till you try it!"
AMBULANCE - ARABESQUE
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My colleague climbed onto her desk And performed an absurd arabesque. She fell in a bin, But exclaimed with a grin: "No ambulance, please – it's burlesque!"
HALBERD – HARANGUE
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The Tudors were having a blitz Against some recalcitrant Brits. Thus did they harangue The rebellious gang: "Our halberds will cut you to bits!"
CUBE – CUSTOM
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