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I have to admit my mind was wandering (it often does that) but I read both yours, AC, followed by Trom's, limericks and I cannot print the vision I had by one following the other. Thanks for the laugh, odd tho' it was.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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START STATUTE
I have taken the liberty of pluralizing 'statute':
Some statutes have language that rambles, And some start with lengthy preambles; No wonder some students Compare jurisprudence To wading through thickets of brambles.
FOYER FUSSY
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Please take all the liberties you like, as far as I'm concerned. The results are stupendous.
She was coy when they met in the foyer; Apparently she's his employer. He seemed nervous and fussy It was clear that the hussy Intended to have him enjoy her.
FETE FIDDLING
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Our church held a fete in July; The weather was sunny and dry. A fiddling pair Played an old English air They were crap, but they gave it a try.
ASHLAR ASTOUNDING
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At the time of the old city's founding, The builders used stones without rounding; They progressed to smooth rocks, Then fine ashlar blocks Their rate of advance was astounding.
RISK ROISTER
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She escaped o'er the wall of the cloister Not to binge and to orgy and roister. No, she took such a risk To acquire a disc From a band called the Cult of Blue Φyster.
GOUGE GRAIN
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There's news of crop circles again! Their means of production is plain: Contraptions on strings Gouge out perfect rings While their wielders advance through the grain.
DOMESTIC DUKE
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Seems the dukedom had problems domestic, That the palace had rodents majestic. The solution? The duke Telephoned to some kook In the listings: Ajax Anapestic.
MALEFICENT MANAGE
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I hope "My Highness" never gets invited to that castle !
Good one, Peter.
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Thank you. Just had foundation work done on the house, and now we have a small creature abiding in the kitchen.
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