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#21729 03/09/01 04:36 AM
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Does anyone remember Tom Swifties or are you trying to forget?

So old, it's time for a rerun? -- or YART and Yawn?

Here are examples. No explanations needed.

"I'm shot in the chest," sid Tom, whole-heartedly.
"Someone stole the spare," said Tom tirelessly.
"This oxygen mask doesn't work," said Tom breathlessly.
"Someone threw me down the stairs," said Tom dejectedly.


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Heh... i love 'em!

"I've got a lock on the target," Tom said insightfully
"Let's blow up these paddies," Tom said derisively
"I'm impotent," Tom said softly ()
"Where can I find a copper figure of Lincoln?" Tom asked innocently

funny stuff



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"I'm impotent," Tom said softly

"I'm certainly not!" said Tom stiffly.()


#21732 03/09/01 02:21 PM
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"Only few more miles to go," Tom said jauntily.
"You promised these photos would be ready in an hour," Tom said expressively.
"I'm the best engraver you'll ever find," Tom said impressively.
"I've found a suitable plot for you and your husband," Tom said gravely.

[hits "continue" before she can think better of it]

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"This chair's very comfortable", said Tom cheekily.


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"Gotta run!", said Tom swiftly.


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"Stand back from that harvesting machine!" cried Tom disarmingly.


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"The room is well lit." Tom remarked brightly.


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"The bulb burned out," said Tom darkly.


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