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Though the lump was the size of a grain And caused me no serious pain, The doctors agreed That there was a need To gouge out a chunk of my brain.
HULL – IGNORANT
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Some think me incoherent And think these words an ignorant rant But Eat the peanut not the hull Bad apples are best to cull Shoot an elephant and ignore an ant
LAND MINE -- LAPIS LAZULI
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Life is tough like a land mine We all go through and learn to shine Spreading our wings in all endeavors Scraping our knees on tracks and rivers Playing our hand to be truly Until we achieve our lapis lazuli
PLUVIAL - UMBRAGE
live in the moment
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The changeable climate of Wales Encourages parasol sales; They give umbrage in June But are also a boon In showers or pluvial gales.
REHEARSAL – REQUEST
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The poor actor, at last night's rehearsal, Felt his lines go in vap'rous dispersal. At his urgent request They performed a small test: Prose will not be retained, but a verse'll.
OLEO – ONCE
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Ole King Oleo had it all A Jester named Lester A Queen named Jean...but no Dunce I hid undercover Lest he discover That I was a Dunce...once
SHEBANG - SHELL GAME
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She bang he bang life is a shell game Yin Yang play game and play game more Then Yin like poontang Then Yang like yangyang No more yin no more yang nevermore.
LOVE LOWERCASE
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I write "paris, the city of love" in my heart - tops, when push comes to shove - But I'm deep in disgrace, 'Cause it's writ lowercase: Can't recall what it's capital of.
SHROUD – SIDE
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In London the smoke used to shroud Side streets in malodorous cloud; Old-timers remember One postwar December When smog culled the capital's crowd.
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To lose weight is a tough enterprise, Thus, I offer this word to the wise: Let not intake exceed The cube root of your greed, And your pants will diminish in size.
FLITTING – FLOTATION
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