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ILIAD
PRONUNCIATION: (IL-ee-uhd)
MEANING: noun: 1. A long narrative, especially an epic poem describing martial exploits. 2. A long series of miseries or disasters.
ETYMOLOGY: After Iliad, a Greek epic poem traditionally attributed to Homer. From Ilion, ancient Greek name of the city of Troy, an area now in modern Turkey. Earliest documented use: 1579.
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PILIAD - after pilus, ancient Latin name for a hair-like appendage.
1. a hair-raising tale; 2. a marketing message that makes you want to tear your hair out
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ILIAR – A long narrative, especially an epic poem describing events that I've totally fabricated.
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GILIAD- an epic series of events surrounding a stranded salior who is further surrounded by Mary Ann and a movie star and other zany people. He is continually perplexed.
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You forgot to mention that there is a palm in Giliad!
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DAMASK
PRONUNCIATION: (DAM-uhsk)
MEANING: noun: 1. A reversible fabric with a pattern woven into it, used for table linen, upholstery, etc. 2. Short for damask rose. 3. The color of damask rose: grayish red or pink. 4. Short for damask steel. 5. Wavy markings on such steel. adjective: 1. Made of or resembling damask. 2. Having the color of damask rose. verb tr.: 1. To decorate or weave with richly-figured designs. 2. To inlay a metal object with gold or silver patterns; to gild.
ETYMOLOGY: From Damascus, where this fabric was first produced. Earliest documented use: 1325.
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(Is he being syrious?)
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DAMARK - 1. Fabric with a stain on both sides that no one can touch, giving rise to the phrase "being wide of Damark" 2. Copenhagen and environs, when the sun is shining
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DUMASK, verb: to pose a thoughtless or stupid question. also: DIMASK
noun: One who poses such a question.
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DAMARK asked, the pickpocket answered...
"Listen, Dumask, I da pickpocket, you damark."
(futher proof there ain't no balm in Damask)
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bloviate
PRONUNCIATION: (BLO-vee-ayt) MEANING: verb intr.: To speak pompously. ETYMOLOGY: Pseudo-Latin alteration of blow (to boast). Earliest documented use: 1845. USAGE: "All you cinephiles who like to find grand statements and social criticism in horror movies, prepare to bloviate. It's midnight at the Tribeca Film Festival." Neil Genzlinger; Scare Me, Sure, But Also Make A Statement; The New York Times; Apr 18, 2013. ===========================================================
BLOGIATE - to swagger on the net without the world knowing that you swag without wearing any underwear.
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BOVIATE
PRONUNCIATION: (BO-vee-ayt) MEANING: verb intr.: To speak like a cow, often crudely, sometimes with unpleasant gases issuing from the rear. Often hard to distinguish from BLOVIATE, where the gas issues from the front. ETYMOLOGY: Latin bos, genitive bovis, = ox, cow
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skulduggery
PRONUNCIATION: (skuhl-DUHG-uh-ree) MEANING: noun: Underhand dealing: trickery, bribery, etc. ETYMOLOGY: An American coinage, apparently from the alteration of Scots sculduddery (fornication, obscenity). Earliest documented use: 1867. USAGE: "In the 1980s [the Vatican Bank] was accused of involvement in financial skulduggery and responsibility for the still-mysterious death of a prominent Italian banker, Roberto Calvi." God's Bankers; The Economist (London, UK); Jul 7, 2012. A THOUGHT FOR TODAY: A grain of poetry suffices to season a century. -José Martí, revolutionary and poet (1853-1895) ___________________________________________________________
SKILDUGGERY - high order duggery. ex: the duggery at the Vatican.
Comment on the THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: It seems the media has seasoned the 21st Century with a hatred for all things American; football, motherhood, and apple pie. - Rice Miller, bluesman and poet (1898-1963)
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SKULDRUGGERY - "This is your brain on dope"
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