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my reputation is horrible
demeanor incorrigible
a ghastly host
devastating to most
deplorable
despicable
me

coitus cancer!

(Still fighting. Sorry to hear about Anne.)

Stream - Strike

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A Song

Down by the old mill stream
(strike up the band)
Where I first met you
(strike up the band)
You were sixteen
My village queen
Down by the old mill stream

PANDORA - PALL-BEARER

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There once was a lass called Pandora
Who popped the lid off an amphora.
We now live in terror
From midwife to pallbearer,
In Manhattan or in Bora Bora.

DRUMLIN DUBITABLE

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Ah yes, Tromboniator. The limerick masters would be proud.
A bit of history, a road trip, amd a moral; all tightly written with close meter and perfect rhyme. Good show!
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DRUMLIN - DUBITABLE

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A geologist and a she-ologist were sitting on a drumlin
The she-ologist was gneiss the geologist fat like a pumpkin
Sitting like Buddha inscrutable
His intentions were dubitable
Which one was the male and which one was fat as a pumpkin?

BIAS - BIGAMY

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I hope you can conquer your bias;
I know some people think we're impious,
But we like bigamy.
It's much better with three
Or with four! Come on over and try us!

HISTORIAN HOG

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Being a Hog Historian is a boring chore
A "herd" is fifty sows served by one boar
But over in Alabamy
A sow named Big Amy
Will stand for fifty boars and squeal for more

NE'ER-DO-WELL --- NAZIFY

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I'm sorry, but NAZIFY took the wind out of my sails. I can't seem to find anything clever there.

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Nor do I.


----please, draw me a sheep----
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I have something in mind; give me a little while to work on it...

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