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my reputation is horrible demeanor incorrigible a ghastly host devastating to most deplorable despicable me
coitus cancer!
(Still fighting. Sorry to hear about Anne.)
Stream - Strike
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A Song
Down by the old mill stream (strike up the band) Where I first met you (strike up the band) You were sixteen My village queen Down by the old mill stream
PANDORA - PALL-BEARER
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There once was a lass called Pandora Who popped the lid off an amphora. We now live in terror From midwife to pallbearer, In Manhattan or in Bora Bora.
DRUMLIN – DUBITABLE
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Ah yes, Tromboniator. The limerick masters would be proud. A bit of history, a road trip, amd a moral; all tightly written with close meter and perfect rhyme. Good show! ______________________________________________________________
DRUMLIN - DUBITABLE
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A geologist and a she-ologist were sitting on a drumlin The she-ologist was gneiss the geologist fat like a pumpkin Sitting like Buddha inscrutable His intentions were dubitable Which one was the male and which one was fat as a pumpkin?
BIAS - BIGAMY
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I hope you can conquer your bias; I know some people think we're impious, But we like bigamy. It's much better with three – Or with four! Come on over and try us!
HISTORIAN – HOG
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Being a Hog Historian is a boring chore A "herd" is fifty sows served by one boar But over in Alabamy A sow named Big Amy Will stand for fifty boars and squeal for more
NE'ER-DO-WELL --- NAZIFY
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I'm sorry, but NAZIFY took the wind out of my sails. I can't seem to find anything clever there.
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----please, draw me a sheep----
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I have something in mind; give me a little while to work on it...
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