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#211741 - 07/14/13 02:23 AM Campaign To Clean UP Dirty Old Limericks [Re: Tromboniator]
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
There was a young traveller from Kent
Whose head was on backwards and bent
You need varification?
On a homebound vacation
He vent-ed this lament
"Each step I went the further was Kent."
OAR - OBSESSION
#211745 - 07/14/13 03:02 PM Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,075 Rhubarb Commando
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old hand
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Lancaster, UK
And my thanks for the glass-raising!
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#211779 - 07/17/13 04:25 AM Joined: May 2010
Posts: 959 Tromboniator
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old hand
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Alaska
I row to release my aggression.
As I tug on that oar,
The seat makes my butt sore;
The result is a thwarted depression.
AD LIB – ADROIT
#211787 - 07/17/13 06:55 PM Joined: Nov 2011
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Lancaster, UK
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#211802 - 07/18/13 01:02 PM Joined: Jun 2010
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Here I am considered adroit
I sit here in my crib
My tomorrows I'll ad lib
Detroit has lots of lots to exploit
HAPPY - HARD-BITTEN
#212078 - 08/10/13 02:35 AM Joined: Jun 2010
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The regular limerick players here seem to have cleaned the scene.
Oh well, I'll post here on occasion, maybe we can lick up some sterner blood.
#212087 - 08/10/13 07:30 PM Joined: Nov 2011
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Lancaster, UK
I'm HAPPY to send you a rhyme;
It's been hastily written,
So ain't quite HARD-BITTEN
In fact, it ain't worth half-a-dime!
IMMATERIAL - IMPACT
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#212153 - 08/14/13 10:57 PM Joined: May 2010
Posts: 959 Tromboniator
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Alaska
Be it poetry, fiction or fact.
The source: immaterial -
I find boxes of cereal
Can cause my large brain to contract.
CODEX - COGNIZANT
Last edited by Tromboniator; 08/15/13 06:54 AM.
#212177 - 08/16/13 08:57 PM Joined: Jun 2010
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Stop Reading and Write
Now is the time for your Renaissance
Your ken can be your beneficence
From your cortex extract
A codex of plain facts
And be cognizant of your cognizance
WORM - WOMAN
#212181 - 08/16/13 10:17 PM Joined: Jun 2006
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Carpal Tunnel
Carpal Tunnel
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Netherlands, the Hague
Was offered an apple which she tried
Though the taste was quite well
She commenced crying: Hell!
I'm convinced there's a WORM in this bite!
SHRUBBERY-SHIPMASTER
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