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There was a young traveller from Kent
Whose head was on backwards and bent
You need varification?
On a homebound vacation
He vent-ed this lament
"Each step I went the further was Kent."
OAR - OBSESSION
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Souds like an excellent session, Peter - I would have lived to be there, as I don't often get the chance to listen to folk music , these days.
And my thanks for the glass-raising!
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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My rowboat's my major obsession –
I row to release my aggression.
As I tug on that oar,
The seat makes my butt sore;
The result is a thwarted depression.
AD LIB – ADROIT
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I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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I feel at home here in Detroit
Here I am considered adroit
I sit here in my crib
My tomorrows I'll ad lib
Detroit has lots of lots to exploit
HAPPY - HARD-BITTEN
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Hmmm. The regular limerick players here seem to have cleaned the scene. Oh well, I'll post here on occasion, maybe we can lick up some sterner blood. 
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Although I'm not here all the time
I'm HAPPY to send you a rhyme;
It's been hastily written,
So ain't quite HARD-BITTEN
In fact, it ain't worth half-a-dime!
IMMATERIAL - IMPACT
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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What we read has enormous impact -
Be it poetry, fiction or fact.
The source: immaterial -
I find boxes of cereal
Can cause my large brain to contract.
CODEX - COGNIZANT
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Stop Reading and Write
Now is the time for your Renaissance
Your ken can be your beneficence
From your cortex extract
A codex of plain facts
And be cognizant of your cognizance
WORM - WOMAN
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Carpal Tunnel
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A WOMAN in the Garden of Delight
Was offered an apple which she tried
Though the taste was quite well
She commenced crying: Hell!
I'm convinced there's a WORM in this bite!
SHRUBBERY-SHIPMASTER
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