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#211741 - 07/13/13 10:23 PM Campaign To Clean UP Dirty Old Limericks [Re: Tromboniator]
veteran
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
There was a young traveller from Kent
Whose head was on backwards and bent
You need varification?
On a homebound vacation
He vent-ed this lament
"Each step I went the further was Kent."
OAR - OBSESSION
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#211745 - 07/14/13 11:02 AM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1075
Loc: Lancaster, UK
And my thanks for the glass-raising!_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#211779 - 07/17/13 12:25 AM
old hand
Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 954
Loc: Alaska
I row to release my aggression.
As I tug on that oar,
The seat makes my butt sore;
The result is a thwarted depression.
AD LIB – ADROIT
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#211787 - 07/17/13 02:55 PM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1075
Loc: Lancaster, UK
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#211802 - 07/18/13 09:02 AM
veteran
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Here I am considered adroit
I sit here in my crib
My tomorrows I'll ad lib
Detroit has lots of lots to exploit
HAPPY - HARD-BITTEN
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#212078 - 08/09/13 10:35 PM
veteran
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
The regular limerick players here seem to have cleaned the scene.
Oh well, I'll post here on occasion, maybe we can lick up some sterner blood.
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#212087 - 08/10/13 03:30 PM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1075
Loc: Lancaster, UK
I'm HAPPY to send you a rhyme;
It's been hastily written,
So ain't quite HARD-BITTEN
In fact, it ain't worth half-a-dime!
IMMATERIAL - IMPACT_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#212153 - 08/14/13 06:57 PM
old hand
Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 954
Loc: Alaska
Be it poetry, fiction or fact.
The source: immaterial -
I find boxes of cereal
Can cause my large brain to contract.
CODEX - COGNIZANT
Edited by Tromboniator (08/15/13 02:54 AM)
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#212177 - 08/16/13 04:57 PM
veteran
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1554
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Stop Reading and Write
Now is the time for your Renaissance
Your ken can be your beneficence
From your cortex extract
A codex of plain facts
And be cognizant of your cognizance
WORM - WOMAN
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#212181 - 08/16/13 06:17 PM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 5295
Loc: Netherlands, the Hague
Was offered an apple which she tried
Though the taste was quite well
She commenced crying: Hell!
I'm convinced there's a WORM in this bite!
SHRUBBERY-SHIPMASTER
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