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I sit at a table discombobulated The world spins around me inarticulated Why do I sit in despair? Why am I pulling my hair? Am I going crazy as I sit with no chair?  HULA - HURRICANE
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Eddy-fying spins- despotic ruler
En route to lavatory, jig-a-jig hula
Whipping up tempest hurricane
Consequences literally down the drain
Auf Wiedersehen to moolah
IMPETUOUS- IDYLLIC
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Wow, teepee - that was not the easiest!
From Modern Art done in acryllic
To Lenin's works, writ in cyrillic,
For full value to get, you mus-
t not be too impetuous!
You must seek conditions idyllic!
CORUNDUM - COST
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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Instead of coriander used corundum
Oh t’was such a conundrum
To the dentist such cost
O’er the tooth that’d been lost
A pauper’s life is so humdrum
DEBUTANTE- DELIGHT
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Deb deb debutante so so what I want
A Dixieland delight
A stars fell on Alabama night
A Dixie debutante is so so what I want
FAMINE - FARM
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On the farm in the spring there is Lambin';
In the Autumn, pigs turn into Gammon;
But if farmers all shirk
Their fair share of work,
The end result surely is Famine!
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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Carpal Tunnel
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In the Autumn, pigs turn into Gammon
I would have expected them to turn to Mammon. Figuratively speaking, of course...
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I got stuck trying to work in "jammin'".
How about a pair for future generation?
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Yes, Peter - my sin of ommission again! (I was drunk at the time I posted that one!)
SPAWN - SPECIALTY
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On his banjo, a true devil's spawn
He plays rock, folk, and blues until dawn.
His main specialty:
Irish songs of the sea,
Though from Manchester, called English John.
VENT – VERIFICATION
Admittedly not my finest effort; but as I listened to this fellow, a dear friend, the other night in Kharacters Bar, I raised a glass to you, Rhuby, wishing you were there. It was a grand night.
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