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Very clever, Peter!
There was a Scots poacher from Skye
Who did the gamekeeper spy.
"Sich a braw moonlicht night
Makes avoidance quite right:
We'll hae nae poached salmon to fry!"
COSTAL - COUCHANT
Last edited by Rhubarb Commando; 05/09/13 04:31 PM.
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A contortionist nammed Rosa Higginbottom Was contorting for bucks in Gomorrah and Sodom She bent into a Moebius state A couchant twist with no excape With her own costal bone stuck fast to her bottom JEALOUS - JERKVery clever, J.J. 
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JEALOUS - JERK
With a jerk I came back to real life
From trying to spy on my wife.
When I fell from a bin
I did my leg in:
-Being jealous is too much hard work!
DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
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Now when I married I married with a legal *disclaimer*
I could leave her only if someone else would claimer
She's quite a looker the best you'll ever meet
She swears like a sailor 'tho kind and discreet
Vain, she looks into her mirror only: I don't blame her.
PRECIS - PRESCIENCE
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In the meantime this wife acted very discreet
tripping lightly along the dark side of the street
his maimedness became her
unfailing disclaimer
for what some might regard as a mean sneaky cheat.
Edit: After logging in I saw the words were taken. I just do the side show then and leave the words the words.
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I'm glad you posted it, Branny - even if j.j. pipped you to the post - yours is too good to miss out. Especially on top of j.j.'s nice one.
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I'd a fifty-line poem on mind:
Here, just a Précis you'll find.
As I stopped in the street
A tile fell at my feet
My prescience had treated me kind!
UNLISTED - UNPALATABLE
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I keep my home number unlisted.
Telemarketers, though, have persisted.
They think I'm gullible.
It's unpalatable.
I put screams on the tape – they've desisted.
CHARGED – CHASER
No, I don't really have a tape machine anymore.
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Excellent idea, tho', Peter.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Awaiting at bar to be charged
impropriety alcoholically enlarged
washed down with a chaser
I'm no prevaricator
Drunk way too much- but recharge!
DISCOMBOBULATED- DESPAIR
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