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#210857 - 05/09/13 04:31 PM Re: Bellyaching [Re: Tromboniator]
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Lancaster, UK Very clever, Peter!
There was a Scots poacher from Skye
Who did the gamekeeper spy.
"Sich a braw moonlicht night
Makes avoidance quite right:
We'll hae nae poached salmon to fry!"
COSTAL - COUCHANT
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I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#210882 - 05/11/13 07:24 PM It could happen. [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi A contortionist nammed Rosa Higginbottom
Was contorting for bucks in Gomorrah and Sodom
She bent into a Moebius state
A couchant twist with no excape
With her own costal bone stuck fast to her bottom
JEALOUS - JERK
Very clever, J.J.
#210993 - 05/17/13 04:03 PM Re: It could happen. [Re: jenny jenny]
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Lancaster, UK JEALOUS - JERK
With a jerk I came back to real life
From trying to spy on my wife.
When I fell from a bin
I did my leg in:
-Being jealous is too much hard work!
DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#211037 - 05/20/13 07:19 PM Take my wife.... please take my wife. [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Now when I married I married with a legal *disclaimer*
I could leave her only if someone else would claimer
She's quite a looker the best you'll ever meet
She swears like a sailor 'tho kind and discreet
Vain, she looks into her mirror only: I don't blame her.
PRECIS - PRESCIENCE
#211038 - 05/20/13 07:53 PM Re: It could happen. [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Netherlands, the Hague In the meantime this wife acted very discreet
tripping lightly along the dark side of the street
his maimedness became her
unfailing disclaimer
for what some might regard as a mean sneaky cheat.
Edit: After logging in I saw the words were taken. I just do the side show then and leave the words the words.
#211062 - 05/21/13 03:29 PM Re: It could happen. [Re: BranShea]
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Lancaster, UK I'm glad you posted it, Branny - even if j.j. pipped you to the post - yours is too good to miss out. Especially on top of j.j.'s nice one.
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#211063 - 05/21/13 03:34 PM Re: It could happen. [Re: wofahulicodoc]
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Lancaster, UK I'd a fifty-line poem on mind:
Here, just a Précis you'll find.
As I stopped in the street
A tile fell at my feet
My prescience had treated me kind!
UNLISTED - UNPALATABLE
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#211167 - 05/26/13 07:42 PM Telephonic tactics [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Alaska I keep my home number unlisted.
Telemarketers, though, have persisted.
They think I'm gullible.
It's unpalatable.
I put screams on the tape – they've desisted.
CHARGED – CHASER
No, I don't really have a tape machine anymore.
#211169 - 05/26/13 08:35 PM Re: Telephonic tactics [Re: Tromboniator]
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Land of the Flat Water Excellent idea, tho', Peter.
----please, draw me a sheep----
#211170 - 05/26/13 09:17 PM Re: Telephonic tactics [Re: wofahulicodoc]
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New Zealand Awaiting at bar to be charged
impropriety alcoholically enlarged
washed down with a chaser
I'm no prevaricator
Drunk way too much- but recharge!
DISCOMBOBULATED- DESPAIR
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