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The officer's voice sounded gruff: "A soldier needs ears that are tough. For a Guardsman to stifle The noise of his rifle Is quite frankly not good enough."
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You have beaten me to it, AC: I was about to post the following
“It is certainly more than enough” Said the Senior Billy Goat Grough “That this bridge-guardsman Troll Asks from us as a Toll! His demands are excessively tough!”
So. I must essay another tack
As the Goat crossed the stream on the gantry, Said the Troll said, “You will do for my pantry! Come into my garden!” Said the Goat, “Beg yer pardon! I’ll not come any place where you can try!”
TEMPERANCE - TENACIOUS
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I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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Carrie Nation chopped up a bar with her little hatchet Carrie Nation was not cool unlike the nice Nurse Ratchet Big Carrie was seldom gracious Her temperance being tenacious Drop that drink -I hear her I think- chopping in her casket
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A hard-bitten Temperance Queen, C.A.Nation was oft to be seen, A harbinger of woe To the hard-drinking Joe On whom she would vent her vile spleen!!
GARNISH - GASP
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I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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Retired politicians' capacity For bending the truth shows audacity; They garnish their stories With fictional glories – We gasp at their lack of veracity.
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THERMODYNAMIC – THESIS
The stuff of this world is semantical, to wit; Science is made of anomalies re-arranged to fit Yesterday's thermodynamics Are today's quantum mechanics That's my thesis and I'm sticking to it.
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In the Roman Fertility Chase, Athletes of both sexes could race. But the girls seldom won, For few dared to run At more than their chaperone's pace.
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In the Home Base Settings however The girls felt free to endeavor Fierce tirades that stuck And left the men dumbstruck As the athletes were strong but not clever.
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Girls are gracile when they walk with voices high and sweet Men have big heads and when they walk they walk on clumsy feet Hear this saying honed and homespun The math of sex is one plus one is one Which sex is smartest let me think...men -in a heartbeat LARVAE - LAVISH
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In the Home Base Settings however The girls felt free to endeavor Fierce tirades that stuck And left the men dumbstruck As the athletes were strong but not clever.
The other word was "duel". Can you work that in?
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