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#211741 - 07/14/13 02:23 AM Campaign To Clean UP Dirty Old Limericks [Re: Tromboniator]  
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There was a young traveller from Kent
Whose head was on backwards and bent
You need varification?
On a homebound vacation
He vent-ed this lament
"Each step I went the further was Kent."

OAR - OBSESSION

#211745 - 07/14/13 03:02 PM Re: Any port [Re: Tromboniator]  
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Souds like an excellent session, Peter - I would have lived to be there, as I don't often get the chance to listen to folk music , these days.
And my thanks for the glass-raising!


I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#211779 - 07/17/13 04:25 AM Sitzmark [Re: jenny jenny]  
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My rowboat's my major obsession
I row to release my aggression.
As I tug on that oar,
The seat makes my butt sore;
The result is a thwarted depression.

AD LIB ADROIT

#211787 - 07/17/13 06:55 PM Re: Sitzmark [Re: Tromboniator]  
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Nice one!


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#211802 - 07/18/13 01:02 PM Last night I went to sleep in Detroit City [Re: Tromboniator]  
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I feel at home here in Detroit
Here I am considered adroit
I sit here in my crib
My tomorrows I'll ad lib
Detroit has lots of lots to exploit

HAPPY - HARD-BITTEN


#212078 - 08/10/13 02:35 AM Re: Last night I went to sleep in Detroit City [Re: jenny jenny]  
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Hmmm.
The regular limerick players here seem to have cleaned the scene.
Oh well, I'll post here on occasion, maybe we can lick up some sterner blood. smile

#212087 - 08/10/13 07:30 PM Re: Last night I went to sleep in Detroit City [Re: wofahulicodoc]  
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Although I'm not here all the time
I'm HAPPY to send you a rhyme;
It's been hastily written,
So ain't quite HARD-BITTEN
In fact, it ain't worth half-a-dime!


IMMATERIAL - IMPACT


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#212153 - 08/14/13 10:57 PM Effects of Literacy [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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What we read has enormous impact -
Be it poetry, fiction or fact.
The source: immaterial -
I find boxes of cereal
Can cause my large brain to contract.

CODEX - COGNIZANT

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#212177 - 08/16/13 08:57 PM The Ill Effects of Too Much Literacy [Re: Tromboniator]  
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Stop Reading and Write

Now is the time for your Renaissance
Your ken can be your beneficence
From your cortex extract
A codex of plain facts
And be cognizant of your cognizance

WORM - WOMAN

#212181 - 08/16/13 10:17 PM Re: The Ill Effects of Too Much Literacy [Re: jenny jenny]  
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A WOMAN in the Garden of Delight
Was offered an apple which she tried
Though the taste was quite well
She commenced crying: Hell!
I'm convinced there's a WORM in this bite!

SHRUBBERY-SHIPMASTER

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