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I can just picture an amorous trogodite farmer.
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In Detroit John Lee was adroit singing Boogie Children Papa told Mama let that boy boogie-woogie while he's willing After a bottle at the crib John Lee Hooker did ad lib: One scotch, one bourbon, one beer before singing Boogie Children
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The philosopher said, “I’ve ne’er met a more Appropriate trope for a metaphor Than this visit from space, Which approaches apace, Of an apocalyptical Meteor.”
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"Meteoric", when followed by "rise", With the metaphor that it implies, Seems quite out of place. Having journeyed through space, A meteor falls from the skies.
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Willy paid for a spot at the orgy, For an evening both sexy and gorgy. His dough's fake origin – A check signed "Ho Chi Minh "– Got him wasted for passing a forgy.
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The last glacial epoch was grim: The ice piling up to the brim Put the Earth in a stew; Dinosaurs turned to glue And the chance of survival was slim.
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Weeeeeeeeeeell, the last glacial period ended about 1 X 10^4 years ago, and the dinosaur extinction was 6.6 X 10^7, but I guess if we can’t allow poetic license in a limerick…
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The last glacial epoch was grim: The ice piling up to the brim Put the Earth in a stew; Dinosaurs turned to glue And the chance of survival was slim.
SUFFOCATE - SUIT Trombonate, What do we see when birds congregate? DinosaursTrombonate, What lines did the Ice almost terminate? Mine'n yores.CO2ppm dropped to sixty-eight At fifty-five all plants suffocate Trombonate, Global Warming suits me fine how 'bout you Dinosaurs? MAGIC - MADMAN
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