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I can just picture an amorous trogodite farmer.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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In Detroit John Lee was adroit singing Boogie Children
Papa told Mama let that boy boogie-woogie while he's willing
After a bottle at the crib
John Lee Hooker did ad lib:
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer before singing Boogie Children
METAPHOR - METEOR
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The philosopher said, “I’ve ne’er met a more
Appropriate trope for a metaphor
Than this visit from space,
Which approaches apace,
Of an apocalyptical Meteor.”
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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"Meteoric", when followed by "rise",
With the metaphor that it implies,
Seems quite out of place.
Having journeyed through space,
A meteor falls from the skies.
ORGY – ORIGIN
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Willy paid for a spot at the orgy,
For an evening both sexy and gorgy.
His dough's fake origin –
A check signed "Ho Chi Minh "–
Got him wasted for passing a forgy.
CITY FATHER – CLANDESTINE
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If you're looking for justice don't bother
If a clandestine man is your city father
He has but one plan
A plan with three hands
The judge, the city father, his daughter.
GLACIAL EPOCH - GLUE
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The last glacial epoch was grim:
The ice piling up to the brim
Put the Earth in a stew;
Dinosaurs turned to glue
And the chance of survival was slim.
SUFFOCATE - SUIT
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Weeeeeeeeeeell, the last glacial period ended about 1 X 10^4 years ago, and the dinosaur extinction was 6.6 X 10^7, but I guess if we can’t allow poetic license in a limerick… 
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The last glacial epoch was grim:
The ice piling up to the brim
Put the Earth in a stew;
Dinosaurs turned to glue
And the chance of survival was slim.
SUFFOCATE - SUIT Trombonate, What do we see when birds congregate? DinosaursTrombonate, What lines did the Ice almost terminate? Mine'n yores.CO2ppm dropped to sixty-eight At fifty-five all plants suffocate Trombonate, Global Warming suits me fine how 'bout you Dinosaurs?  MAGIC - MADMAN
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