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Re: Bellyaching [Re: Tromboniator] #210857
05/09/13 04:31 PM
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Very clever, Peter!

There was a Scots poacher from Skye
Who did the gamekeeper spy.
"Sich a braw moonlicht night
Makes avoidance quite right:
We'll hae nae poached salmon to fry!"

COSTAL - COUCHANT

Last edited by Rhubarb Commando; 05/09/13 04:31 PM.

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It could happen. [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #210882
05/11/13 07:24 PM
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A contortionist nammed Rosa Higginbottom
Was contorting for bucks in Gomorrah and Sodom
She bent into a Moebius state
A couchant twist with no excape
With her own costal bone stuck fast to her bottom

JEALOUS - JERK

Very clever, J.J. smile


Re: It could happen. [Re: jenny jenny] #210993
05/17/13 04:03 PM
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JEALOUS - JERK

With a jerk I came back to real life
From trying to spy on my wife.
When I fell from a bin
I did my leg in:
-Being jealous is too much hard work!

DISCLAIMER - DISCREET


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Take my wife.... please take my wife. [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #211037
05/20/13 07:19 PM
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Now when I married I married with a legal *disclaimer*
I could leave her only if someone else would claimer
She's quite a looker the best you'll ever meet
She swears like a sailor 'tho kind and discreet
Vain, she looks into her mirror only: I don't blame her.

PRECIS - PRESCIENCE

Re: It could happen. [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #211038
05/20/13 07:53 PM
05/20/13 07:53 PM
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In the meantime this wife acted very discreet
tripping lightly along the dark side of the street
his maimedness became her
unfailing disclaimer
for what some might regard as a mean sneaky cheat.

Edit: After logging in I saw the words were taken. I just do the side show then and leave the words the words.

Re: It could happen. [Re: BranShea] #211062
05/21/13 03:29 PM
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I'm glad you posted it, Branny - even if j.j. pipped you to the post - yours is too good to miss out. Especially on top of j.j.'s nice one.


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Re: It could happen. [Re: wofahulicodoc] #211063
05/21/13 03:34 PM
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I'd a fifty-line poem on mind:
Here, just a Précis you'll find.
As I stopped in the street
A tile fell at my feet
My prescience had treated me kind!

UNLISTED - UNPALATABLE


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Telephonic tactics [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #211167
05/26/13 07:42 PM
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I keep my home number unlisted.
Telemarketers, though, have persisted.
They think I'm gullible.
It's unpalatable.
I put screams on the tape – they've desisted.

CHARGED – CHASER

No, I don't really have a tape machine anymore.

Re: Telephonic tactics [Re: Tromboniator] #211169
05/26/13 08:35 PM
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Excellent idea, tho', Peter.


----please, draw me a sheep----
Re: Telephonic tactics [Re: wofahulicodoc] #211170
05/26/13 09:17 PM
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Awaiting at bar to be charged
impropriety alcoholically enlarged
washed down with a chaser
I'm no prevaricator
Drunk way too much- but recharge!

DISCOMBOBULATED- DESPAIR

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