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Well, jj, my hearin' ain't that a-cute, I guess, but what I heerd wus that you-all said, wus -
"Fixed structures restrict Art." See how it goes when you turn it around. Art restricts fixed structures. The "truth" lies somewhere in between.
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Yeah bigmouth, now what? Hunting Season ended yesterday and you're still up this damn tree trying to bag a deer. Where's Jessie? He's in the lodge, eating cracking cornbread and drinking Sweet Lucy whiskey while I ain't et since Thursday.
"I'll eat when I climb down from the damn treestand to get the nine point food that I shot", my bigmouth had said.
This is my third day in the tree. I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm hallucinating. Last night I dreamed that fat and well antlered deer were everywhere, behind each bush, up in the tree, even flying about in the sky. Then I woke up to a gray sky and empty woods. But wait! Not fifty yards away in the foliage I heard a russle. The evergreen leaves moved slightly as the deer came closer. I raised my Remmington and fired and heard a scream. Hmm, I thought, deer don't scream.
"Oh Sweet Jesus" I cried. "I've shot Jessie!"
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A great short story, jj, I loved it - close to the objective but, I fear, no cigar! the second word was FOLIATE, not FOLIAGE
So, this one is still open, I believe?
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Wait! wait! Jessie was just wounded not dead.  Oh well, go ahead, make my day; maybe you'll mess up too. 
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Sweet jj - remeber the words of Baden-Powell: " The [person] who never made a mistake, never made anything!" So far as I'm concerned, well; mistakes [shrug] I've made a few; but then, again, too few to mention. 
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Sweet jj...So far as I'm concerned, well; mistakes [shrug] I've made a few; but then, again, too few to mention. Listen loverboy, I've been to picture shows and indoor dances. You can't fool me. You stole that pick-up line from Frank Sinatra... Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my wayI have the record. 
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Obviously , you stole this one from Lauren Bacall in the 1942 movie 'Casablanca'.
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Obviously , you stole this one from Lauren Bacall in the 1942 movie 'Casablanca'. Yes dear BranShea; good lines, I've stole a few [shrugs] but then, again, to few to mention. So I won't. Unless I'm caught, and put in detention. 
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(that's the teacher in me)
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