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A vignette in motion in the form of a poem. What a lovely and moving thought.
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Whenas in silk my Julia goes she goes so sweet Yo' Bro' dats my ho' makes her bread in dis street Back fifteen I follow dis slut B.I.G. don't watch her big round butt A gangster banger gotta disclaimer when in discreet
HANDSPRING - HANGMAN
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Pistorius, with blades but no feet Put four shots in his girlfriend – dead meat So he thought he’d just blame her - A burglar disclaimer Which was hardly discrete or discreet!
Wrote this in my head on the way to work this morning. Jenny's put up new words so I won't.
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Good one, Capfka - and sooooo topical!
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And I'll piggyback on that. So current.
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HANDSPRING – HANGMAN
As a hangman, old Pierrepoint was best. He sent over 400 to rest: Once he’d done each one in He’d go back to is Inn*, And do handsprings to expand his chest.
* Albert Pierrepoint, Britain's last public executioner, when he wasn't administering "justice" to those deemed best dead by the court, ran a pubblic house, the Rose and Crown, just outside Preston, Lancashire - about 24 miles from where I live.
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Love it. The only executioner more famous was Jack Ketch ...
And, oy! Where are the next two words?
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Very nice, Rhuby, in a long=necked sort of way.
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O' how Albert could regale his customers at the Rose and Crown with food and drink. And I bet his gallows humor jokes were the funniest jokes going before knock-knock. Like... Knock, knock RC: Who's there? Tunny RC: Tunny who? Give us tunny words or we'll go get Albert.
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