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Rhubarb, thanks for the wonderful New Year zinger. As I list my resolutions today at least I'll know whom I kid. Not you, that's for sure.
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And a Happy New Year to all of you as well, as I continue to enjoy your "zingers".
Luke
----please, draw me a sheep----
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So this totally pseud dude is standing on the prow of the Titanic and he's thinking he's King of the World. Psych!
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The ship of state slips through the seas Unbowed, still high-prowed, with fat fees; But the fiscal cliff beckons, Its ugly truth reckons, And only a pseud hopes for ease!
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Hippy Nu Jahr Connie
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Same same, Mav. How do the emoticons work here again? Ah, mo' betta.
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Well-fed Warthogs excrete as a waste The most foul-smelling brackish black paste; If spread on the grass, You just think “warthog arse”, Part curry, but with arsenic laced!
Door - - - Dopa
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DOOR - DOPA
C9H11NO4, * I’m really not sure what it’s for; But I think, if you hark to tons Of experts on Parkinson’s They’ll tell you it opens the door!
•Dopa’s chemical formula is C9H11NO4, - a bit of a cheat, really!
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I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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There was a young man from Manilla Whose sex life was far from vanilla: Mandrake was addictive, His nakedness frictive, And so he became love’s guerrilla! Quarry --- Quassia
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