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Rhubarb, thanks for the wonderful New Year zinger. As I list my resolutions today at least I'll know whom I kid.
Not you, that's for sure. smile

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And a Happy New Year to all of you as well, as I continue
to enjoy your "zingers".

Luke


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So this totally pseud dude is standing on the prow of the Titanic and he's thinking he's King of the World. Psych!

WARTHOG WASTE

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The ship of state slips through the seas
Unbowed, still high-prowed, with fat fees;
But the fiscal cliff beckons,
Its ugly truth reckons,
And only a pseud hopes for ease!



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Beat ya to it, Mav! LOL

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Hippy Nu Jahr Connie smile

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Same same, Mav. How do the emoticons work here again? cool Ah, mo' betta.

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Well-fed Warthogs excrete as a waste
The most foul-smelling brackish black paste;
If spread on the grass,
You just think “warthog arse”,
Part curry, but with arsenic laced!



Door - - - Dopa

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DOOR - DOPA

C9H11NO4, *
I’m really not sure what it’s for;
But I think, if you hark to tons
Of experts on Parkinson’s
They’ll tell you it opens the door!

•Dopa’s chemical formula is C9H11NO4, - a bit of a cheat, really!

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There was a young man from Manilla
Whose sex life was far from vanilla:
Mandrake was addictive,
His nakedness frictive,
And so he became love’s guerrilla!


Quarry --- Quassia

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