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Alex, the only rule here is that we don't need no stinkin' rules and everyone seems to agree except the occasional pedant.
A clever sentence would be welcomed by all so try it.
What are they gonna do...pout? laugh

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With engine's roar, cowlings a-clanking,
North Korea tried upping its ranking.
They attempted spaceflight;
To the free world's delight,
They embarrassingly got a spanking.

SCALLAWAG SCARLET LETTER

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Only a geophalous* scalawag would say that the scarlet letter is a sign worn by adulteresses. My friends in Tuscaloosa know better. The scarlet letter is the Crimson A that proudly proclaims the advent of a repeating National Football Champion - the mighty Alabama Crimson Tide.

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* tsuwm's worthless word of the day meaning: dirt eaters


. FLESH - FLASH

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Young ladies flash flesh,
Wirecutters mash mesh,
Old ladies pat pets,
Fruit pickers pack pecks.

RUBRIC RUFFLE

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I coulda been somebody; coulda been a contender
Coulda made some movies and become a big spender
I'd be like Stanley Kubrick
And make up my own rubric
I'd ruffle the baddest man on Earth after my transgender grin

YARDSTICK - XYLOPHONE

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I traded a used xylophone
For a two-valve B-flat bass trombone
And a yardstick of steel:
Now each measure is REAL!
I only play deep in the zone.

EXHALATION - EXPANDED

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Peter, I just love this one!


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I could ALMOST retire on that!

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God made the cosmos single-handed;
From a minuscule dot it expanded.
Divine exhalation
Caused rapid inflation
(More like a huge sneeze, to be candid).

SMATTERING SMOKE

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laugh Best one yet, AC, to be, uh...(how can I say this?)... candid. laugh

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