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>OLD PEOPLE DO STILL THINK.............. > >IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS ONE- THEN YOUR DAY WAS WORSE THAN MINE! >PLEASE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF SUNSHINE AND LAUGH OUT LOUD! > >What's in the box? > >A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. > >She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. > >The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. > >A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." > >The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. > >They sold her the cat food. > >The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. > >Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. > >A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog." > >So she went home and brought in her dog. > >She then was able to buy the dog food. > >The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. > >The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. > >The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." > >The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. > >So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out. > >She said to the little old lady, > >"That smells like shit." >The little old lady said, > >"It is. > >I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper." > >Don't mess with old people.
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