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#208391 - 12/18/12 03:45 PM Canfectioner's Delight [Re: Tromboniator]  
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There is no confection more tasty
Than a beautiful bowlful of Hasty
Pudding with fruit
And nutmeg to suit:
It certainly beats soggy pastry!

WEIGHT - WELFARE

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#208394 - 12/19/12 09:25 AM The trouble with homonyms. A one trick poemy [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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To speak English write, right it instead
We say "die" they hear "dye" or "Lady Di"
"weight is pronounced "wait"
"wait" is pronounced "weight"
Now I must say farewell, welfare, or good-bye
smile

GRABEN - GRAND MARCH

#208400 - 12/19/12 11:32 PM Antics [Re: jenny jenny]  
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The walls of the graben were steep
And the floor of the trench was so deep.
With their breath in short pante
The Grand March of the ants
Up the side of the gutter did creep.

DISCLAIMER - DISCREET


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#208401 - 12/20/12 12:34 AM Re: Antics [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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For that one, Rhubert, I appoint you...
Grand Marshall of the Grand March of the Ants. cool Hurrah!

#208405 - 12/20/12 12:55 PM Re: Antics [Re: Jackie]  
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Do I kneel before you to accept it? wink


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#208406 - 12/20/12 02:23 PM Re: Antics [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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Yes, if you can't kowtow, kneel.
I would like that, I've never seen a lowly ant kneel. smile

#208407 - 12/20/12 05:14 PM Re: Antics [Re: jenny jenny]  
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You should see my Aunt.


----please, draw me a sheep----
#208408 - 12/20/12 05:38 PM Re: Antics [Re: Jackie]  
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You have an Aunt called Neil?


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#208410 - 12/20/12 05:53 PM Re: Antics [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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Neil, Nell, Knoll, her mind ain't too good, she don't even know.


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#208414 - 12/21/12 05:53 AM Them Mayans. They sure knew how to tell a joke! [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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I sit in my missle silo retreat
Got plenty ammo and lots to eat
On my container
Is a disclaimer
[If the world doesn't end please be discreet]

whistle


MAYAN - MEALYBUG

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