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The joy of reading a touching limerick. smile

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One form of corundum is ruby.
I know this, though I am a noobie.
With beauty galore,
Its cost is much more
Than identical weight in a doobie.

BUCKSHOT – BUGGY

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A gem if a Limerick, Peter!

When ere I desire some fresh air
My buggy will take me out there:
To make sure that my luck’s not
Run out, I load buckshot
To give any muggers a scare!

PIGEON - PILLAR


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"A gem if a Limerick, Peter!" shocked

Is our Rhub being rude or fat-fingered? laugh

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Racing pigeons run round from post to pillar
Homing pigeons home to home from hither
The Passenger Pigeons
Once numbering two billion
Are as dead as a Dodo with us as the killer


OVERPASS - OVERTURE

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Now that is a fun limerick with a definite lesson. Thanks.


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An Overture leads to a Suite;
An overpass leads to the street.
In competitive sport
Or proceedings in court,
An oversight leads to defeat.

WEATHER – WEEDKILLER

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Beautiful, AC. Almost wants to be a sonnet!

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I swills down a pint of weedkiller,
Then lashes me 'and to the tiller.
I sails in foul weather,
And goes hell-for-leather.
Me life on the sea is a thriller!

PARCEL – PARKING

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Nice limerick, Tromboniator – full of salt!


I noticed a postal van parking;
The parcel it brought had no marking,
Except a small sign
Saying "Don't drink this wine".
How completely and utterly barking!

(From the British expression "barking mad")

RACE – RADAR

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