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#207776 - 10/25/12 06:12 PM Re: The joys of parenthood [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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The joy of reading a touching limerick. smile

#207777 - 10/25/12 07:04 PM A gem for Mary Jane [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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One form of corundum is ruby.
I know this, though I am a noobie.
With beauty galore,
Its cost is much more
Than identical weight in a doobie.

BUCKSHOT – BUGGY

#207778 - 10/25/12 10:24 PM The joys of disability transport! [Re: Tromboniator]  
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A gem if a Limerick, Peter!

When ere I desire some fresh air
My buggy will take me out there:
To make sure that my luck’s not
Run out, I load buckshot
To give any muggers a scare!

PIGEON - PILLAR


I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#207783 - 10/26/12 02:57 AM Re: The joys of disability transport! [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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"A gem if a Limerick, Peter!" shocked

Is our Rhub being rude or fat-fingered? laugh

#207785 - 10/26/12 10:20 AM Hungry man, lonely man [Re: Rhubarb Commando]  
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Racing pigeons run round from post to pillar
Homing pigeons home to home from hither
The Passenger Pigeons
Once numbering two billion
Are as dead as a Dodo with us as the killer


OVERPASS - OVERTURE

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#207789 - 10/26/12 03:52 PM Re: Hungry man, lonely man [Re: jenny jenny]  
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Now that is a fun limerick with a definite lesson. Thanks.


----please, draw me a sheep----
#207793 - 10/26/12 04:18 PM Re: Over and over [Re: jenny jenny]  
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An Overture leads to a Suite;
An overpass leads to the street.
In competitive sport
Or proceedings in court,
An oversight leads to defeat.

WEATHER – WEEDKILLER

#207797 - 10/26/12 08:47 PM Re: Over and over [Re: A C Bowden]  
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Beautiful, AC. Almost wants to be a sonnet!

#207798 - 10/26/12 08:55 PM Re: Over and over [Re: A C Bowden]  
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I swills down a pint of weedkiller,
Then lashes me 'and to the tiller.
I sails in foul weather,
And goes hell-for-leather.
Me life on the sea is a thriller!

PARCEL – PARKING

#207807 - 10/28/12 12:41 PM Re: Crazy package [Re: Tromboniator]  
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Nice limerick, Tromboniator – full of salt!


I noticed a postal van parking;
The parcel it brought had no marking,
Except a small sign
Saying "Don't drink this wine".
How completely and utterly barking!

(From the British expression "barking mad")

RACE – RADAR

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