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"Said to this questor of his “A hard day at the orifice" Superb, Rhubarb; we expect quirky rhymes like this from our great Commando.
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Thank you, jj: I've been searching for an opportunity to use the "hard day at the orifice" gag for nearly three years, so ta also to Candy for giving me the cue!
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Ah, Rhuby. You mean that she gave you the opening.
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I think I may be in a hole. I shall stop digging.
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Ay - Ah'm a plain spoken chap - I calls a spade a spade ...
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It's a sad tale of David the Margrave Whose march was re-zoned as a car grave. They took his rank marker, He's now a wreck parker. You'll find sympathy down at the bar, Dave.
PORTMANTEAU – POST
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I weep for poor Dave - well done, Peter.
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A northern Brit fellow called Rhuby Said to forumers, "I ain't no newbie. I am certain a spade Hasn't aught but a blade And a handle. I'm sure. Wouldn't you be?"
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