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Yeahbutt, Trombonus, did you watch the Masters like the rest of us? Bubba's shot went catawampus and so he won the Masters. Your rhyme warrants four stars, while Bubba won four hundred thousand dollars. Life ain't fair. Oh well, maybe I can rack up some quality points if I hurry using... ANTIQUE - ANVIL
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Nope, no Masters: no TV at our house; but we did spend five hours Saturday bundled up in the cold at the ice rink watching a Broomball tournament.
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Sounds more exciting than the Masters.
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From Zeke the Greek I bought a chic antique - George Washington's sword with a broken handle When I chastised Zeke for being oblique He sold me Thomas Jefferson's anvil.
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At my age, not so fast – I must slow down As along the old cobbles I go down: As my knees start to shriek Groovy fun I don't seek, My whole body is facing a showdown!
OLEUM - OMINOUS
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I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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Our weight-loss concoction sounds ominous; Quite a few of our clients said, "Vámanos!" It's a mixture of oleum And acid – holy moley! –um, I think that the two are synominous.
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No party cardholder, that’s me Not a Red nor a Green, do you see Nor am I a Blue: I just hunt Caribou. I shoot ‘em then hang ‘em up high!
DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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Say Rhubarb, you and Tromboniator sure do move fast. I get ready to post only to find that I am two games behind. Humph, I've posted my behind rhyme anyway not because it is good but because it has a message. I call it "Correct Speak"...
Dark ominous waters wash against mankind's last shore Oleum clouds boil above; a portent of death and gore When truth cannot be told The circle will not hold When words have no meaning reality is nevermore
DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
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Though not wanting to be in discreet She hiked up her skirt in disleet .. And she filed a disclaimer ...(So no one could blaimer) For walking along in distreet.
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Though not wanting to be in discreet She hiked her skirt up in disleet My halyard was her half-ass But my mast was at half mast In sleet, streets become in descreet
COHABIT - COGENT
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