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...the envelope, please?

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precious - precursor

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He adored his maternal precursor,
Used a time machine with a reverser.
Met her, young, sweet, and precious,
Then to merge their two fleshes
Proceeded to woo and sedurce her.

DULL-DUMP TRUCK

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Now, wofa, Rhuba, Trombonia, etc. What I lack in better I make up in faster.

Big dull Buck drove a big dump truck
Buck had no charm; but Buck had pluck
He asked sweet Suzie
To go out for a movie
But what Sue wanted was to ____
Go see a movie.

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gin rummy - gizzard


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I'm blushing 2xjenny
I was reading your verse out loud and said the 'bleep' word automatically.....now Im laughing at myself (and you!).


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Tromboniator made me do it, Candy. I was thinking of a rhyme for "truck" and that was the uppermost word blush on my mind.

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laugh trust the Tromb to ham it up!

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What? Ulterior motive? Me?

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A crude man with big bass trombone
Liked to make jokes in style Anglophone.
He employed the word "truck,"
Thus ensued pit of muck,
Into which jenny jenny fell, prone.

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Orson Wells: Who knows the depth of evil that lives in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows.

The Shadow: Who knows the depth of evil that lives in the hearts of women? All women know. They determine for all of us what is, and what is not, evil.

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