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Rhuby's word choices made me splenetic:
Every limerick I tried was pathetic,
I would splutter and choke
Like I'd swallowed spoke.
All the humor I found was synthetic.
MODEL– MODIFY
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Hurrah!! Thank you. Peter - a splendid effort! 
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A young lady aspiring to model Who thought that the job was a doddle Exclaimed with a cry “I’ll my views modify! “They expect me to pose wearing sod all!  GILL - GIRAFFE
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(You want synthetic humor? I'll give you synthetic humor!)
Consider the fish-cum-giraffe.
The thought if its gills makes me laugh:
...With the length if its neck
...They must stretch out like Heck
And measure a foot and a half!
HONOR - HORSE-COLLAR
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At least it's good quality S.H.
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----please, draw me a sheep----
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I’d like to honour the Cumbrian Lad Who’ll do owt fer a laff*, without being a Cad Who’ll gurn** through a horse-collar And not ask half-a-dollar*** Nor mind being thought to be mad! * Northern English dialect = do anything for a laugh ** Gurning***English slang for two-shillings-and-sixpence (old money) – dates from the long-past time when the US dollar was worth five GB shillings SIGHT - SIGNALIZE
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Gurning: any of those lads be ye?
Last edited by LukeJavan8; 02/20/12 03:46 PM.
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Well done all and that clip of funny faces=torturous  If I can choice a favourite..I'd pick, the fish giraffe..how did you ever come up with that idea Wofa?
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Just think of those index words: GILL - GIRAFFE.
It wasn't that much of a stretch, really. (Do I dare trot out that old Pooh quotation again, about a Bear of Very Little Brain?)
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