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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 4 of 4 1 2 3 4 Re: Describing your job #20448 03/02/01 01:38 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Sparteye Pooh-Bah Sparteye Pooh-Bah Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 I tried being a lawyer, briefly, but it didn't suit me. Next was psychology, but I didn't have the patience. Then I accepted a position as state executioner, but I couldn't get the hang of it. Now I work in a laundry, and my career is completely washed up. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Bach #20449 03/02/01 01:58 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Faldage Carpal Tunnel Faldage Carpal Tunnel Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 13,803 Blaues Gras (hi Faldage!) Hi, Anna Denn alle Fleisch ist Blaues Gras? Sorry I couldn't fit es in there Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20450 03/02/01 04:32 PM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England I used to be a printer but computers stamped it out; So I tried information technology but I couldn't stay interested in IT. The idiot also known as Capfka ... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Describing your job #20451 03/02/01 07:36 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,819 Spam Factory A Alex Williams Pooh-Bah Alex Williams Pooh-Bah A Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,819 Spam Factory I was a surgeon but I just couldn't cut it. Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave. So then I became a pathologist, but that whole career just seemed dead. Then I became a urologist, but all day I had to deal with a bunch of d*cks and a**holes. [doh!] Next I tried my hand at being an infectious diseases specialist, but I just got sick of the job. I tried my hand at being a pediatrician, but everyone was so childish. I worked for awhile as a gastroenterologist, but I just couldn't stomach it. I thought about trying to become a neurologist, but I just didn't have the nerve. So now I am an oncologist. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter below the fold posts #20452 03/02/01 07:43 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Sparteye Pooh-Bah Sparteye Pooh-Bah Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 "Then I was an anesthesiologist, but all my coworkers were passing gas so much that I had to leave." You see, Dr Bill, we are paying attention! Either that, or it's time to buy a lottery ticket. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: passing gas #20453 03/03/01 01:15 AM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 W wwh Carpal Tunnel wwh Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 13,858 But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope. Thanks, Sparteye. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: passing gas #20454 03/03/01 12:29 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,819 Spam Factory A Alex Williams Pooh-Bah Alex Williams Pooh-Bah A Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,819 Spam Factory RE: "But not all rectal carriers passing aerosols of antibiotic resistant staph, I hope" MRSA sakes alive, that sounds VRE bad! (Somebody stop me, please.) 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