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Now you should give two words to be used by the next person. Usually, tho' the roolz change here everytime someone posts them, are the first and last words on a paper dictionary page.
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Yep - I just realised that and have come back toot sweet to remedy the ommission - mea culpa and sorry to y'all. YOUTHFUL - ZENITH
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YOUTHFUL - ZENITH Prude alert. The fact is, I'm well past my zenith, Not a popular guy to be seen with. You see, to be truthful My equipment's not youthful: I just can't get a rise from my penith.
Edit: I jutht can't get a writhe…
LOPE – LOTTERY
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If a lope’s now your usual gait And love’s lottery’s made you sedate You your member can agra- vate using viagra And find, once again, you can mate!
ANNICUT - ANOTHER
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ANNICUT – ANOTHER
Daniel drove to the stream, to the anni- Cut built to be sold to his granny. He was starting another To sell to his mother. He did not give a dam, did our Danny.
PRINTOUT – PROBABLE
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The computer made a printout for our friend Bill, but the ink ran out and the machine went still. "That's so probable", he said in a rush, "Always happens to me, makes my work all mush. Coming to work today just ain't no thrill"!
SACKFUL/SADDLE
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But not in Limerick, this time!
A sackful of Presents A team of reindeer Some snow-covered land and A hint of mulled beer, Saint Nick in the saddle Beaming with good cheer: All’s right with the World Merry Christmas, My Dear!
CHARACTERISTIC - CHARM
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CHARACTERISTIC – CHARM
St. Nick has an interesting characteristic - Which, I suppose, only adds to his charm: He arrives at a speed not much short of ballistic, Causing the dogs to sound off with alarm.
He lifts to the roof by a force that is mystic, Then grinds to a stop, to my shingles does harm. If yet again he shows up to do this trick, I'm climbing up there and busting his arm.
DIGRESS – DIN
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Kipling’s Indian friend, Gunga Din,
Decided to visit his kin.
But he rode on a tigress
And from his trip had to digress
When no-one would let the pair in.
SPLENETIC - SPOKE
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Luke, Peter and Rhuby...good posting you guys sure have the gift for humour and rhyme.
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