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Re: On a scale of one too large [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #203480
11/24/11 05:15 PM
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Now you should give two words to be used by the
next person. Usually, tho' the roolz change
here everytime someone posts them, are the first
and last words on a paper dictionary page.


----please, draw me a sheep----
Re: On a scale of one too large [Re: LukeJavan8] #203483
11/24/11 09:59 PM
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Yep - I just realised that and have come back toot sweet to remedy the ommission - mea culpa and sorry to y'all. blush

YOUTHFUL - ZENITH


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In decline [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #203484
11/25/11 12:16 AM
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YOUTHFUL - ZENITH

Prude alert.

Click to reveal..
The fact is, I'm well past my zenith,
Not a popular guy to be seen with.
You see, to be truthful
My equipment's not youthful:
I just can't get a rise from my penith.

Edit: I jutht can't get a writhe…


LOPE – LOTTERY

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Bringing hope for the afflicted - [Re: Tromboniator] #203495
11/25/11 05:12 PM
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If a lope’s now your usual gait
And love’s lottery’s made you sedate
You your member can agra-
vate using viagra
And find, once again, you can mate!

ANNICUT - ANOTHER


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One thing after another… [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #203665
12/05/11 06:49 AM
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ANNICUT – ANOTHER

Daniel drove to the stream, to the anni-
Cut built to be sold to his granny.
He was starting another
To sell to his mother.
He did not give a dam, did our Danny.

PRINTOUT – PROBABLE

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Re: One thing after another… [Re: Tromboniator] #203675
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The computer made a printout for our friend Bill,
but the ink ran out and the machine went still.
"That's so probable", he said in a rush,
"Always happens to me, makes my work all mush.
Coming to work today just ain't no thrill"!



SACKFUL/SADDLE

Last edited by LukeJavan8; 12/05/11 06:10 PM.

----please, draw me a sheep----
A Seasonal Message [Re: LukeJavan8] #203678
12/05/11 08:28 PM
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But not in Limerick, this time!

A sackful of Presents
A team of reindeer
Some snow-covered land and
A hint of mulled beer,
Saint Nick in the saddle
Beaming with good cheer:
All’s right with the World
Merry Christmas, My Dear!

CHARACTERISTIC - CHARM


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A Seasonal Warning [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #203688
12/06/11 04:28 AM
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CHARACTERISTIC – CHARM

St. Nick has an interesting characteristic -
Which, I suppose, only adds to his charm:
He arrives at a speed not much short of ballistic,
Causing the dogs to sound off with alarm.

He lifts to the roof by a force that is mystic,
Then grinds to a stop, to my shingles does harm.
If yet again he shows up to do this trick,
I'm climbing up there and busting his arm.

DIGRESS – DIN

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Re: A Seasonal Warning [Re: Tromboniator] #203809
12/13/11 04:09 PM
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Kipling’s Indian friend, Gunga Din,

Decided to visit his kin.

But he rode on a tigress

And from his trip had to digress

When no-one would let the pair in.


SPLENETIC - SPOKE


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Re: A Seasonal Warning [Re: Rhubarb Commando] #203873
12/20/11 02:23 AM
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Luke, Peter and Rhuby...good posting grin you guys sure have the gift for humour and rhyme.

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