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#202702 - 10/02/11 05:15 AM Latin Lover... [Re: LukeJavan8]
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down under Now you all know I'm not the best at this game, so when you laugh....I hope its in a good way![]()
An old Latin gentleman named Rufous
gave into his urgings numerous
with his protruding wet muzzle
he was on for a nuzzle
and carnal knowledge made him adulterous
SERVICE SEXTING
#202706 - 10/02/11 03:04 PM Re: Latin Lover... [Re: Candy]
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Land of the Flat Water Certainly good, funny, too.
----please, draw me a sheep----
#202751 - 10/06/11 08:12 AM Dig it. [Re: Candy]
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Alaska SERVICE — SEXTING
I thank Charity Doright for texting
All the mourners; let's see, what's the next thing?
I'm a little bit nervous:
My first burial service.
Oh! I must thank the sexton for sexting!
CLEAR — CLICK
#202761 - 10/07/11 12:40 PM I dig it. [Re: Tromboniator]
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down under ha ha....I am visualising that situation.
How many times do you hear people say 'wedding' when they meant 'funeral' and visa versa. I'm putting it down to nerves!
And some say....visualize your audience naked......as a way to get over your 'nerves'....maybe thats why the sexton thought 'his message' would help
Love it Peter.
#202783 - 10/10/11 06:18 AM Re: I dig it. [Re: Candy]
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Alaska Interesting concept — and not what I meant!![]()
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#202785 - 10/10/11 02:10 PM Re: I dig it. [Re: Jackie]
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down under well....you never know how people are going read what you write!
I guess thats how misunderstanding occur LOL.
#203303 - 11/17/11 08:04 PM In sickness and in ... [Re: Tromboniator]
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Lancaster, UK I've been most exceedingly sick,
Throat and nose filled with mucous so thick
But now I'm quite clear
And I'm sure I can hear
The sound of a mouse's paws click.
Sorry ! Forgot to put the next words in.
WEIGHT - WELLADAY
Last edited by Rhubarb Commando; 11/18/11 10:32 AM.
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
#203470 - 11/24/11 11:38 AM On a scale of one to ten… [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Alaska WEIGHT-WELLADAY
This diet's all food that tastes great;
I can't seem to lose any weight!
I keep filling my tray
Till I'm stuffed! Welladay!
I keep hoping they'll serve meals I hate.
INSCRIPTION – INSTALL
Last edited by Tromboniator; 11/24/11 11:39 AM.
#203471 - 11/24/11 12:11 PM Re: On a scale of one to ten… [Re: Jackie]
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Lancaster, UK Oh, I like this one!
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#203479 - 11/24/11 05:12 PM Re: On a scale of one too large [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Lancaster, UK A Monument planned for our Hall,
To celebrate Lauren Bacall,
Was of lofty description
For a lengthy inscription
But too massive by far to install
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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