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Now you all know I'm not the best at this game, so when you laugh....I hope its in a good way  An old Latin gentleman named Rufous gave into his urgings numerous with his protruding wet muzzle he was on for a nuzzle and carnal knowledge made him adulterous SERVICE SEXTING
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Carpal Tunnel
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Certainly good, funny, too.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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SERVICE — SEXTING
I thank Charity Doright for texting
All the mourners; let's see, what's the next thing?
I'm a little bit nervous:
My first burial service.
Oh! I must thank the sexton for sexting!
CLEAR — CLICK
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ha ha....I am visualising that situation. How many times do you hear people say 'wedding' when they meant 'funeral' and visa versa. I'm putting it down to nerves! And some say....visualize your audience naked......as a way to get over your 'nerves'....maybe thats why the sexton thought 'his message' would help Love it Peter.
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Interesting concept — and not what I meant! 
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well....you never know how people are going read what you write!
I guess thats how misunderstanding occur LOL.
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I've been most exceedingly sick, Throat and nose filled with mucous so thick But now I'm quite clear And I'm sure I can hear The sound of a mouse's paws click. Sorry ! Forgot to put the next words in.  WEIGHT - WELLADAY
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WEIGHT-WELLADAY
This diet's all food that tastes great;
I can't seem to lose any weight!
I keep filling my tray
Till I'm stuffed! Welladay!
I keep hoping they'll serve meals I hate.
INSCRIPTION – INSTALL
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I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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A Monument planned for our Hall,
To celebrate Lauren Bacall,
Was of lofty description
For a lengthy inscription
But too massive by far to install
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