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#202702 - 10/02/11 01:15 AM Latin Lover... [Re: LukeJavan8]
Pooh-Bah
Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1706
Loc: down under
An old Latin gentleman named Rufous
gave into his urgings numerous
with his protruding wet muzzle
he was on for a nuzzle
and carnal knowledge made him adulterous
SERVICE SEXTING
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#202706 - 10/02/11 11:04 AM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 8438
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#202751 - 10/06/11 04:12 AM
old hand
Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 954
Loc: Alaska
I thank Charity Doright for texting
All the mourners; let's see, what's the next thing?
I'm a little bit nervous:
My first burial service.
Oh! I must thank the sexton for sexting!
CLEAR — CLICK
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#202761 - 10/07/11 08:40 AM
Pooh-Bah
Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1706
Loc: down under
How many times do you hear people say 'wedding' when they meant 'funeral' and visa versa. I'm putting it down to nerves!
And some say....visualize your audience naked......as a way to get over your 'nerves'....maybe thats why the sexton thought 'his message' would help
Love it Peter.
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#202783 - 10/10/11 02:18 AM Re: I dig it. [Re: Candy]
old hand
Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 954
Loc: Alaska
Edited by Tromboniator (10/10/11 02:20 AM)
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#202785 - 10/10/11 10:10 AM
Pooh-Bah
Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1706
Loc: down under
I guess thats how misunderstanding occur LOL.
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#203303 - 11/17/11 03:04 PM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1075
Loc: Lancaster, UK
Throat and nose filled with mucous so thick
But now I'm quite clear
And I'm sure I can hear
The sound of a mouse's paws click.
Sorry ! Forgot to put the next words in.
WEIGHT - WELLADAY
Edited by Rhubarb Commando (11/18/11 05:32 AM)_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#203470 - 11/24/11 06:38 AM
old hand
Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 954
Loc: Alaska
This diet's all food that tastes great;
I can't seem to lose any weight!
I keep filling my tray
Till I'm stuffed! Welladay!
I keep hoping they'll serve meals I hate.
INSCRIPTION – INSTALL
Edited by Tromboniator (11/24/11 06:39 AM)
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#203471 - 11/24/11 07:11 AM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1075
Loc: Lancaster, UK
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#203479 - 11/24/11 12:12 PM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1075
Loc: Lancaster, UK
To celebrate Lauren Bacall,
Was of lofty description
For a lengthy inscription
But too massive by far to install_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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