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LukeJavan8 #202702 10/02/11 05:15 AM
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Now you all know I'm not the best at this game, so when you laugh....I hope its in a good way smirk



An old Latin gentleman named Rufous
gave into his urgings numerous

with his protruding wet muzzle
he was on for a nuzzle

and carnal knowledge made him adulterous


SERVICE SEXTING

Candy #202706 10/02/11 03:04 PM
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Certainly good, funny, too.


----please, draw me a sheep----
Candy #202751 10/06/11 08:12 AM
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SERVICE — SEXTING

I thank Charity Doright for texting
All the mourners; let's see, what's the next thing?
I'm a little bit nervous:
My first burial service.
Oh! I must thank the sexton for sexting!

CLEAR — CLICK

Tromboniator #202761 10/07/11 12:40 PM
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ha ha....I am visualising that situation.

How many times do you hear people say 'wedding' when they meant 'funeral' and visa versa. I'm putting it down to nerves!

And some say....visualize your audience naked......as a way to get over your 'nerves'....maybe thats why the sexton thought 'his message' would help smirk

Love it Peter.

Candy #202783 10/10/11 06:18 AM
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Interesting concept — and not what I meant! grin

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Jackie #202785 10/10/11 02:10 PM
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well....you never know how people are going read what you write!
I guess thats how misunderstanding occur LOL.

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I've been most exceedingly sick,
Throat and nose filled with mucous so thick
But now I'm quite clear
And I'm sure I can hear
The sound of a mouse's paws click.

Sorry ! Forgot to put the next words in. blush

WEIGHT - WELLADAY

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WEIGHT-WELLADAY

This diet's all food that tastes great;
I can't seem to lose any weight!
I keep filling my tray
Till I'm stuffed! Welladay!
I keep hoping they'll serve meals I hate.

INSCRIPTION – INSTALL

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Oh, I like this one!


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A Monument planned for our Hall,
To celebrate Lauren Bacall,
Was of lofty description
For a lengthy inscription
But too massive by far to install


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