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A fine young man from County Clare,
walked through Dublin with quite a flair.
He'd tip his hat to each maid and miss;
behind his back they'd blow a kiss.
He'd dream sweet dreams when back in his lair.



RIFE/RIGHT


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LukeJavan8 #202038 08/24/11 08:58 AM
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The pundits panned opening night,
Said my play to the stage was a blight.
Contumely was rife,
So I queried my wife:
It turns out that the critics were right!

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Peter.....I've told you before, you must take your wife's advice. When will you learn!

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The student raised his arm to reply
to the teacher's question, who gave a sigh,
For Little Johnny was in her class,
And she gazed again out the window glass,
to arouse a fear, should she give him a try?



BAIL/BALCONY


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He drove the hot Ford down the trail
To the condo, right next to the jail.
He parked the old Falcon, he
Climbed up to the balcony,
And stole just enough for his bail.

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I'm guessing that Little Johnny's answers would cause fear in most teachers minds....Luke laugh

And great work (again) Peter, ah the irony of crime...a bit like confession LOL.

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Well done, Peter.

Yes, Candy, I've had some like Little Johnny.


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The crow flew to the feeder to eat,
Hanging on dearly, big bird, little feet.
He hoped to make this his midmorning luncher,
sunflower, salflower, millet, barley cruncher.
Surprised him, I did, I'd filled it with wheat.



KNELL/KNOW


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LukeJavan8 #202157 08/29/11 08:31 AM
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We were glad when we heard that small bell,
'Cause it signaled his fall into hell.
Broke his neck, you must know,
When she wrung it, just so:
Our delectable belle, Little Knell.

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Chuckle, chuckle.


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