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Poor Maggie had a bleeding fistula which
left her feeling much like she lived in a ditch
but she promised to stay
firmly on meds every day
till her life returned to near perfect pitch.
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She slipped off to bed a bit early
To escape the young man, big and burly.
As she lay at her ease,
She remembered his pleas
Which she though rather pompous and squirrely.
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Why, thank you, Sir, he replied from Le Grand Bois du Nord
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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Bob was a compulsive graverobber
(No everyday merchant or jobber.)
Whenever he'd pass
Freshly-overturned grass
It was all he could do not to slobber.
MINIMUM - MINK
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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She likes to wear absolute minimum
While she dances and drones out a tinny hum.
She dons a mink stole
which hides her pink shoul-
ders but shows off a lot of her skinny tum.
PIDGIN-PIG LATIN
How do you like that?
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Wow - lots of variation.
And----I had enough trouble with real Latin much less this
stuff...I'll try to have a go.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Some good laughs to be had on this page, Luke. Peter and Beck...thanks!
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Right now I can't go on-line every day,
But here's a quick thought for you anyway:
From L.A. to Manhattan
There are rhymes for "Pig Latin,"
But it's hard to make rhymes using "idginpay."
LAMINATE - LANDED
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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The starship is made of some laminate,
But their force field won't let us examine it.
Since the aliens landed
Guess-work has expanded,
And science is generally damnin' it.
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