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LukeJavan8 #200414 06/11/11 05:00 PM
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Poor Maggie had a bleeding fistula which
left her feeling much like she lived in a ditch
but she promised to stay
firmly on meds every day
till her life returned to near perfect pitch.



EARLY/EASE

LukeJavan8 #200432 06/13/11 12:17 AM
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She slipped off to bed a bit early
To escape the young man, big and burly.
As she lay at her ease,
She remembered his pleas
Which she though rather pompous and squirrely.

GRASS/GRAVEROBBER

Jackie #200454 06/13/11 05:33 PM
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Why, thank you, Sir, he replied from Le Grand Bois du Nord


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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Bob was a compulsive graverobber
(No everyday merchant or jobber.)
Whenever he'd pass
Freshly-overturned grass
It was all he could do not to slobber.

MINIMUM - MINK


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
beck123 #200470 06/14/11 08:18 AM
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She likes to wear absolute minimum
While she dances and drones out a tinny hum.
She dons a mink stole
which hides her pink shoul-
ders but shows off a lot of her skinny tum.

PIDGIN-PIG LATIN

How do you like that?

Tromboniator #200481 06/14/11 03:19 PM
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Wow - lots of variation.

And----I had enough trouble with real Latin much less this
stuff...I'll try to have a go.


----please, draw me a sheep----
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Some good laughs to be had on this page, Luke. Peter and Beck...thanks!

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Right now I can't go on-line every day,
But here's a quick thought for you anyway:
From L.A. to Manhattan
There are rhymes for "Pig Latin,"
But it's hard to make rhymes using "idginpay."

LAMINATE - LANDED


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beck123 #200550 06/19/11 02:35 AM
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Icelynay andledhay!

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The starship is made of some laminate,
But their force field won't let us examine it.
Since the aliens landed
Guess-work has expanded,
And science is generally damnin' it.

CLEMENCY-CLICK

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