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Poor Maggie had a bleeding fistula which left her feeling much like she lived in a ditch but she promised to stay firmly on meds every day till her life returned to near perfect pitch.
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She slipped off to bed a bit early To escape the young man, big and burly. As she lay at her ease, She remembered his pleas Which she though rather pompous and squirrely.
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Why, thank you, Sir, he replied from Le Grand Bois du Nord
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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Bob was a compulsive graverobber (No everyday merchant or jobber.) Whenever he'd pass Freshly-overturned grass It was all he could do not to slobber.
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She likes to wear absolute minimum While she dances and drones out a tinny hum. She dons a mink stole which hides her pink shoul- ders but shows off a lot of her skinny tum.
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How do you like that?
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Wow - lots of variation.
And----I had enough trouble with real Latin much less this stuff...I'll try to have a go.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Some good laughs to be had on this page, Luke. Peter and Beck...thanks!
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Right now I can't go on-line every day, But here's a quick thought for you anyway: From L.A. to Manhattan There are rhymes for "Pig Latin," But it's hard to make rhymes using "idginpay."
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The starship is made of some laminate, But their force field won't let us examine it. Since the aliens landed Guess-work has expanded, And science is generally damnin' it.
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