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Tromboniator #200231 06/05/11 01:20 AM
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ok...I'm not good at this, but here's my contribution (you are very excellent, Peter, by the way).


A striving young artist called Branshee
set up her easel in a tepee
when her nude models became a spectacle
the flow became terminal
which sent Bran looking for bran-dee!

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Candy #200237 06/05/11 09:57 AM
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A well dressed artist named Branshea
Was proud of her name in her late day
And quite shaken was she
That a certain Branshee
Was corrupting her name in a nude way. ;-)

BranShea #200249 06/05/11 03:23 PM
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Uh-oh!!!


----please, draw me a sheep----
Candy #200251 06/05/11 08:24 PM
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Must add and admit I don't really know what
"the flow became terminal" means, I just followed the flow of the limericks for fun. wink


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BranShea #200256 06/06/11 01:44 AM
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Pretty good, you two. I am sure Candy will be around
shortly to respond.


----please, draw me a sheep----
Candy #200261 06/06/11 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted By: Candy

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or on this forum, is purely coincidental


When I read this I missed the or: Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, on this forum, is purely coincidental. I thought for a while that my suspicions had been confirmed!

Tromboniator #200272 06/06/11 03:31 PM
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I certainly hope both are still living.
Looked like war a-brewing.


----please, draw me a sheep----
Candy #200292 06/07/11 04:53 AM
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Thanks, Candy.

Are you going to post some fodder for the limerick beast?

Tromboniator #200294 06/07/11 10:25 AM
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Of course Peter.....just looking for my 'paper dictionary'

GADGET/ GALORE


and as to you Luke....your wish to see a chick fight is denied grin

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Okay, it's crude. Most limericks are.

Click to reveal..
She keeps cop stuff locked in a drawer;
At night, she knows what it is for:
Her favorite gadget's
An officer's badge, it's
What gives her orgasms galore.


MISSAL/MISTAKABLE

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