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#197637 - 02/23/11 09:22 AM Re: names have been changed to protect the innocen [Re: wofahulicodoc]  
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There was a young racketeer pol
who got rave reviews from his moll:
"His bod is so hot,
and he gives me good pot,
and he talks like a young Gore Vidal."


AWNING-AYE

#197647 - 02/23/11 06:26 PM - - - - seen enough sunrises. [Re: Tromboniator]  
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Carpal Tunnel
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Land of the Flat Water
And then when the new day came dawning,
Trevor opened his bedroom's awning;
Wiping sleep from his eye,
He nodded his head and said "Aye",
Yet jumped back into bed with great longing.


LATCH/LATHE

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----please, draw me a sheep----
#197651 - 02/24/11 01:21 PM Re: - - - - limmericks [Re: LukeJavan8]  
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down under
Love both of them grin

#197657 - 02/24/11 04:19 PM Re: - - - - limmericks [Re: Candy]  
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Thank you. I've never been very good, but that was
sort of fun, so hoping to do more.


----please, draw me a sheep----
#197746 - 02/27/11 07:19 AM Re: - - - - limmericks [Re: LukeJavan8]  
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Dave Router was very good on the lathe
and as he wanted privacy in the bathroom when he needed to bathe
to the workshop he dispatched
to grind himself a latch
so he could attend to his hygiene unscathed.

KNOWLEDGE/LAY

#197755 - 02/27/11 04:26 PM Re: - - - - limmericks [Re: Jackie]  
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Land of the Flat Water
Peter knew that in college his future lay,
But for that he had no way to pay
So he applied for a loan
by computer and by phone
Of person-to-person skills,all said, "No way".


AMASS/AMOUNT


----please, draw me a sheep----
#197808 - 03/01/11 06:47 AM Economics 101 [Re: LukeJavan8]  
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A fortune Luke strove to amass,
but his prices! He charged lots of brass;
yet he gave a discount
of twice that amount,
and the enterprise ran out of gas.

REHABILITATE-REINSURE

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#197823 - 03/01/11 03:55 PM Re: Economics 101 [Re: Tromboniator]  
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My fortune amassing days are over....just amassing creaky
bones these days. Good limerick, tho'.


----please, draw me a sheep----
#197826 - 03/01/11 04:04 PM Equestrianism 101 [Re: Tromboniator]  
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REINSURE - describing an accomplisned horseman ?

#197830 - 03/01/11 04:22 PM Re: Equestrianism 101 [Re: wofahulicodoc]  
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Gas prices rising the way they are, I may have to invest
in some reins and the critter to go with them.


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