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#194298 - 11/28/10 03:21 AM Re: Welcome! [Re: Jackie]  
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Originally Posted By: Jackie
Sneaking in: FTR, I haven't heard a peep from Ms. Double-J. Sigh.



People should not be so thin-skinned, but then neither is it right
for some people to be rude to others.


----please, draw me a sheep----
#194364 - 11/29/10 10:03 PM another dumb rhyme [Re: LukeJavan8]  
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There once was a fellow named Leon:
His enemies thought him a peon.
But in a fight rough and frictional
His actions proved far from fictional;
And they found his blood to be colder than Freon.


KIDNEY - KINDLY

#194367 - 11/29/10 10:12 PM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: Coffeebean]  
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I just want to say.....I'm loving reading this thread but I suck at making up my own rhymes....so cant contribute frown

#194371 - 11/30/10 02:33 AM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: Jackie]  
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Uh-oh. A frank and vulgar conversation between two friends. Don't look if that doesn't sound like your sort of limerick.

Click to reveal..
Lee's neighbor, his life-long friend, Sydney,
Asked Lee if he might have Lee's kidney.
"I hope you don't mind, Lee,"
Sid asked him most kindly.
Lee answered, "F**k you! Are you kiddin' me?"

GUILTY - GUMMA


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#194377 - 11/30/10 11:35 AM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: beck123]  
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Originally Posted By: beck123
Uh-oh. A frank and vulgar conversation between two friends. Don't look if that doesn't sound like your sort of limerick.


I'm guilty and ROFLMHO @ you 123

#194385 - 11/30/10 12:17 PM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: Candy]  
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A guilty young man he once found,
A rather disagreeable mound,
'Oh no a gumma!'
He cried to his mamma,
And fainted right there on the ground.

COTERMINOUS + COTTONMOUTH


----The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false----
#194434 - 11/30/10 09:43 PM Re: another dumb rhyme [Re: Jackie]  
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His dentist had sadly forgotten
To pack Al's tooth sockets with cotton.
Mouth, once hale, grew verminous
In the sockets coterminous,
And his jawbone began to go rotten.

INTRUDE - INVENTION


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#194563 - 12/03/10 07:28 PM Re: I like to rhyme and do it all the time... [Re: beck123]  
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A bone of contention
Requiring ample comprehension
To relieve the tension,
Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Her ability to inspire a multitude
Is often misconstrued, seeming to intrude
And even pooh-poohed.
Relax and try not to come unglued.

plump - podium

#194564 - 12/03/10 07:51 PM Re: I like to rhyme and do it all the time... [Re: Jackie]  
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When the young lady stood at the podium,
She observed her reflection with odium.
"My God! I've grown plump!
I can't see past my rump!
I will just have to lay off the sodium."

GRIGRI - GRIZZLY


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#194611 - 12/06/10 12:11 AM rhyme is sublime; limerick's a subtler trick [Re: Jackie]  
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No vulgarity, but pretty darned off color, nonetheless.

Click to reveal..
"Let's stop Lee, I have to go tee-tee,"
Bob said as he looked at his grigri.
"Golly gee whiz, Lee
You're as rough as a grizzly.
With a knot in it, how can I pee-pee?"


DAYBREAK - DEADFALL


"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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