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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 20 of 126 1 2 … 18 19 20 21 22 … 125 126 Go to page... #190636 - 04/20/10 05:51 PM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: ModScop]   Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Coffeebean old hand Coffeebean   old hand Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Oregon, USA Completing his work in pathology, Benjamin made no apology: He developed a pattern For slaying each slattern And compiled a killer anthology. EYEBROW - EZRA #190642 - 04/21/10 02:28 AM killing two birds with one stone [Re: ModScop]   Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA Bob eyeballed his prof in psychology Who displayed a distinctive pathology. Her behavioral pattern Was that of a slattern, Which we all should now call bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnukology Last edited by beck123; 04/21/10 02:29 AM. "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous #190643 - 04/21/10 02:32 AM Re: killing two birds with one stone [Re: beck123]   Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA Oops! I didn't see that CB had replied to this. "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous #190644 - 04/21/10 02:39 AM Re: killing two birds with one stone [Re: beck123]   Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA There once was a fellow named Ezra Whose face was a terrible mess-ra, With just one thick eyebrow. One can see the lad now In a clinic just outside Bethesda (Whew, is that bad.) "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous #190645 - 04/21/10 02:45 AM Re: killing two birds with one stone [Re: beck123]   Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA Let's go with this, instead: Though born with just one thick eyebrow, And lips that might work on a cow, This ugly guy, Ezra, Saw docs at Bethesda, And - boy! - is he popular now! COHESIVE - COLD CUTS "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous #190679 - 04/23/10 02:31 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: beck123]   Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 ModScop newbie ModScop   newbie Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 Georgia, USA He likes a sandwich that's full of cold cuts. It's easy to make - no ifs, ands or buts... Says the mayo's adhesive (or is that cohesive?) But don't add onions or olives - That's NUTS! LOOM - LOREAL #190681 - 04/23/10 03:01 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: ModScop]   Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA People don't think most snakes are real cute. When one looms from the scrub, it's a hoot. Was it coral or viper? (Either'd soil your diaper) One should check for the loreal scute. NOTEBOOK - NOURISH "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous #190698 - 04/23/10 09:32 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: beck123]   Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Coffeebean old hand Coffeebean   old hand Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 725 Oregon, USA While playing around on her notebook, Carlita met Donald on Facebook. In his prose amateurish He offered to nourish Her body and soul, as a good cook. ECSTACY - EDITION #190700 - 04/24/10 12:55 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Coffeebean]   Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 beck123 addict beck123   addict Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 655 Florida, USA A lecher named Seamus O'Casey Showed a prudent lass, Katie C. Stacy, His worn first edition Of "Nuns in Perdition," But she found it not at all racy. GRID - GRINDSTONE "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous #190714 - 04/25/10 12:21 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: beck123]   Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 ModScop newbie ModScop   newbie Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 41 Georgia, USA When Tom's wife wanted to live "off-the-grid" CDs and cellphones she strictly forbid. "Nose to the grindstone!" She said in a shrill tone. She doesn't know there's a TV he hid. RAMBLE - RANGE Page 20 of 126 1 2 … 18 19 20 21 22 … 125 126 Go to page... 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