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#190636 - 04/20/10 05:51 PM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: ModScop]
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Oregon, USA Completing his work in pathology,
Benjamin made no apology:
He developed a pattern
For slaying each slattern
And compiled a killer anthology.
EYEBROW - EZRA
#190642 - 04/21/10 02:28 AM killing two birds with one stone [Re: ModScop]
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Florida, USA Bob eyeballed his prof in psychology
Who displayed a distinctive pathology.
Her behavioral pattern
Was that of a slattern,
Which we all should now call bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnukology
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190643 - 04/21/10 02:32 AM Re: killing two birds with one stone [Re: beck123]
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Florida, USA Oops! I didn't see that CB had replied to this.
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190644 - 04/21/10 02:39 AM Re: killing two birds with one stone [Re: beck123]
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Florida, USA There once was a fellow named Ezra
Whose face was a terrible mess-ra,
With just one thick eyebrow.
One can see the lad now
In a clinic just outside Bethesda
(Whew, is that bad.)
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190645 - 04/21/10 02:45 AM Re: killing two birds with one stone [Re: beck123]
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Florida, USA Let's go with this, instead:
Though born with just one thick eyebrow,
And lips that might work on a cow,
This ugly guy, Ezra,
Saw docs at Bethesda,
And - boy! - is he popular now!
COHESIVE - COLD CUTS
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190679 - 04/23/10 02:31 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: beck123]
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Georgia, USA He likes a sandwich that's full of cold cuts.
It's easy to make - no ifs, ands or buts...
Says the mayo's adhesive
(or is that cohesive?)
But don't add onions or olives - That's NUTS!
LOOM - LOREAL
#190681 - 04/23/10 03:01 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: ModScop]
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Florida, USA People don't think most snakes are real cute.
When one looms from the scrub, it's a hoot.
Was it coral or viper?
(Either'd soil your diaper)
One should check for the loreal scute.
NOTEBOOK - NOURISH
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
#190698 - 04/23/10 09:32 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: beck123]
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Oregon, USA While playing around on her notebook,
Carlita met Donald on Facebook.
In his prose amateurish
He offered to nourish
Her body and soul, as a good cook.
ECSTACY - EDITION
#190700 - 04/24/10 12:55 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Coffeebean]
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Florida, USA A lecher named Seamus O'Casey
Showed a prudent lass, Katie C. Stacy,
His worn first edition
Of "Nuns in Perdition,"
But she found it not at all racy.
GRID - GRINDSTONE
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#190714 - 04/25/10 12:21 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: beck123]
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Georgia, USA When Tom's wife wanted to live "off-the-grid"
CDs and cellphones she strictly forbid.
"Nose to the grindstone!"
She said in a shrill tone.
She doesn't know there's a TV he hid.
RAMBLE - RANGE
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