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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 39 of 126 1 2 … 37 38 39 40 41 … 125 126 Go to page... Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Jackie] #196234 01/16/11 02:30 AM 01/16/11 02:30 AM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Sparteye Pooh-Bah Sparteye   Pooh-Bah Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,773 Oh, don't let me interfere with your fun. I was just poking at you a bit, because that is the prerogative of the ancient. Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Sparteye] #196281 01/17/11 09:20 PM 01/17/11 09:20 PM Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 677 Middle Earth bexter addict bexter   addict Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 677 Middle Earth hmmm CARD and CARL... I think I shall abandon my (pretty rubbish) limericks and leave those to Beck...much better at it than me! A young Scottish carl was quite interestingly facially scarred - must have been that hit on the head with a large metal card ahaha! PLATICIZER + PLATYPUS (sorry but those were the words!) ----The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false---- Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Jackie] #197143 02/08/11 08:37 AM 02/08/11 08:37 AM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 959 Alaska Tromboniator old hand Tromboniator   old hand Joined: May 2010 Posts: 959 Alaska A snobbish old platypus kaiser had a wife, but he seemed to despise 'er: She was too short at court; but I'm pleased to report he invented a re-platicizer. (Sorry, but I can't find a definition for that word. Apparently I'm not alone.) CHROME DOME + CHRYSANTHEMUM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Tromboniator] #197159 02/08/11 04:07 PM 02/08/11 04:07 PM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,158 Land of the Flat Water LukeJavan8 Carpal Tunnel LukeJavan8   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,158 Land of the Flat Water There was a teacher with a chrome dome Stopped by a fence on his way home, Looking to smell the roses He found only chrysanthemums, said "they'll do in a pinch, as would my pate do a comb." ----please, draw me a sheep---- Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: LukeJavan8] #197160 02/08/11 04:08 PM 02/08/11 04:08 PM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,158 Land of the Flat Water LukeJavan8 Carpal Tunnel LukeJavan8   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,158 Land of the Flat Water Pathetic I know. I'm none to good with limericks. But I had a favorite teacher once whom everyone called Chrome Dome, and I had to give it a try. Someone can do better: keep the same words CHROME DOME / CHRYSANTHEMUM Last edited by LukeJavan8; 02/08/11 04:10 PM. ----please, draw me a sheep---- Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: LukeJavan8] #197215 02/10/11 12:43 AM 02/10/11 12:43 AM Joined: Jun 2000 Posts: 724 Avy old hand Avy   old hand Joined: Jun 2000 Posts: 724 What's wrong with it? All the apostrophe's are in place . I think you should chose a new pair of words for the next player. Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Avy] #197236 02/10/11 04:00 PM 02/10/11 04:00 PM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,158 Land of the Flat Water LukeJavan8 Carpal Tunnel LukeJavan8   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,158 Land of the Flat Water Thanks Avy. I appreciate your kindness. PEARL - PEDAGOGUE ----please, draw me a sheep---- Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: LukeJavan8] #197561 02/20/11 10:20 AM 02/20/11 10:20 AM Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,706 down under Candy Pooh-Bah Candy   Pooh-Bah Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,706 down under Originally Posted By: LukeJavan8 Pathetic I know. I'm none to good with limericks. No, it inspired me to have a go..... The editor of the local newspaper called Pearl, was asked to print a epitaph and gave it a whirl the title was 'The Pedagogue' and was such a long monologue it ended up making people want to hurl. (and ▼ was the alternative) Said my aunt who was called Pearl, 'In my day, schoolgirls never went for a whirl'. 'er father was once a pedagogue known for his evangelistic sermons in the synagogue. That was enough to make any young gentleman, squi'rrel. QUEEN + RAFFLED names have been changed to protect the innocent [Re: Candy] #197565 02/20/11 12:46 PM 02/20/11 12:46 PM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,968 Worcester, MA W wofahulicodoc Carpal Tunnel wofahulicodoc   Carpal Tunnel W Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,968 Worcester, MA QUEEN - RAFFLED You've heard about Ellery Queen. He'd show up at any crime sceen. The clues could be raffled Policemen were baffled But Ellery never has been. POL - POT Re: names have been changed to protect the innocent [Re: wofahulicodoc] #197570 02/20/11 04:16 PM 02/20/11 04:16 PM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,158 Land of the Flat Water LukeJavan8 Carpal Tunnel LukeJavan8   Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,158 Land of the Flat Water Good! Both! ----please, draw me a sheep---- Page 39 of 126 1 2 … 37 38 39 40 41 … 125 126 Go to page... 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