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#196234 - 01/15/11 09:30 PM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Jackie]
Pooh-Bah
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#196281 - 01/17/11 04:20 PM
addict
Registered: 11/17/10
Posts: 677
Loc: Middle Earth
I think I shall abandon my (pretty rubbish) limericks and leave those to Beck...much better at it than me!
A young Scottish carl was quite interestingly facially scarred - must have been that hit on the head with a large metal card
ahaha!
PLATICIZER + PLATYPUS
(sorry but those were the words!)_________________________
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#197143 - 02/08/11 03:37 AM
old hand
Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 954
Loc: Alaska
had a wife, but he seemed to despise 'er:
She was too short at court;
but I'm pleased to report
he invented a re-platicizer.
(Sorry, but I can't find a definition for that word. Apparently I'm not alone.)
CHROME DOME + CHRYSANTHEMUM
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#197159 - 02/08/11 11:07 AM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 8438
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Stopped by a fence on his way home,
Looking to smell the roses
He found only chrysanthemums,
said "they'll do in a pinch, as would my pate do a comb."_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#197160 - 02/08/11 11:08 AM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 8438
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
But I had a favorite teacher once whom everyone called
Chrome Dome, and I had to give it a try.
Someone can do better: keep the same words
CHROME DOME / CHRYSANTHEMUM
Edited by LukeJavan8 (02/08/11 11:10 AM)_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#197215 - 02/09/11 07:43 PM
old hand
Registered: 06/23/00
Posts: 724. I think you should chose a new pair of words for the next player.
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#197236 - 02/10/11 11:00 AM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 8438
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
PEARL - PEDAGOGUE_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#197561 - 02/20/11 05:20 AM
Pooh-Bah
Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1706
Loc: down under
No, it inspired me to have a go.....
The editor of the local newspaper called Pearl,
was asked to print a epitaph and gave it a whirl
the title was 'The Pedagogue'
and was such a long monologue
it ended up making people want to hurl.
(and ▼ was the alternative)
Said my aunt who was called Pearl,
'In my day, schoolgirls never went for a whirl'.
'er father was once a pedagogue
known for his evangelistic sermons in the synagogue.
That was enough to make any young gentleman, squi'rrel.
QUEEN + RAFFLED
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#197565 - 02/20/11 07:46 AM 
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 6798
Loc: Worcester, MA
QUEEN - RAFFLED
You've heard about Ellery Queen.
He'd show up at any crime sceen.
The clues could be raffled
Policemen were baffled
But Ellery never has been.
POL - POT
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#197570 - 02/20/11 11:16 AM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 8438
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
----please, draw me a sheep----
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