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#196234 - 01/16/11 02:30 AM Re: Limericks (So I can find it again) [Re: Jackie]
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#196281 - 01/17/11 09:20 PM Joined: Nov 2010
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Middle Earth
I think I shall abandon my (pretty rubbish) limericks and leave those to Beck...much better at it than me!
A young Scottish carl was quite interestingly facially scarred - must have been that hit on the head with a large metal card
ahaha!
PLATICIZER + PLATYPUS
(sorry but those were the words!)
----The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false----
#197143 - 02/08/11 08:37 AM Joined: May 2010
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Alaska
had a wife, but he seemed to despise 'er:
She was too short at court;
but I'm pleased to report
he invented a re-platicizer.
(Sorry, but I can't find a definition for that word. Apparently I'm not alone.)
CHROME DOME + CHRYSANTHEMUM
#197159 - 02/08/11 04:07 PM Joined: Jun 2008
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Land of the Flat Water
Stopped by a fence on his way home,
Looking to smell the roses
He found only chrysanthemums,
said "they'll do in a pinch, as would my pate do a comb."
----please, draw me a sheep----
#197160 - 02/08/11 04:08 PM Joined: Jun 2008
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Land of the Flat Water
But I had a favorite teacher once whom everyone called
Chrome Dome, and I had to give it a try.
Someone can do better: keep the same words
CHROME DOME / CHRYSANTHEMUM
Last edited by LukeJavan8; 02/08/11 04:10 PM.
----please, draw me a sheep----
#197215 - 02/10/11 12:43 AM Joined: Jun 2000
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Posts: 724. I think you should chose a new pair of words for the next player.
#197236 - 02/10/11 04:00 PM Joined: Jun 2008
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Land of the Flat Water
PEARL - PEDAGOGUE
----please, draw me a sheep----
#197561 - 02/20/11 10:20 AM Joined: Sep 2010
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down under
No, it inspired me to have a go.....
The editor of the local newspaper called Pearl,
was asked to print a epitaph and gave it a whirl
the title was 'The Pedagogue'
and was such a long monologue
it ended up making people want to hurl.
(and ▼ was the alternative)
Said my aunt who was called Pearl,
'In my day, schoolgirls never went for a whirl'.
'er father was once a pedagogue
known for his evangelistic sermons in the synagogue.
That was enough to make any young gentleman, squi'rrel.
QUEEN + RAFFLED
#197565 - 02/20/11 12:46 PM Joined: Aug 2001
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QUEEN - RAFFLED
You've heard about Ellery Queen.
He'd show up at any crime sceen.
The clues could be raffled
Policemen were baffled
But Ellery never has been.
POL - POT
#197570 - 02/20/11 04:16 PM Joined: Jun 2008
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Land of the Flat Water
----please, draw me a sheep----
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