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Oh, don't let me interfere with your fun. I was just poking at you a bit, because that is the prerogative of the ancient.
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addict
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hmmm CARD and CARL...
I think I shall abandon my (pretty rubbish) limericks and leave those to Beck...much better at it than me!
A young Scottish carl was quite interestingly facially scarred - must have been that hit on the head with a large metal card
ahaha!
PLATICIZER + PLATYPUS
(sorry but those were the words!)
----The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false----
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A snobbish old platypus kaiser
had a wife, but he seemed to despise 'er:
She was too short at court;
but I'm pleased to report
he invented a re-platicizer.
(Sorry, but I can't find a definition for that word. Apparently I'm not alone.)
CHROME DOME + CHRYSANTHEMUM
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There was a teacher with a chrome dome
Stopped by a fence on his way home,
Looking to smell the roses
He found only chrysanthemums,
said "they'll do in a pinch, as would my pate do a comb."
----please, draw me a sheep----
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Pathetic I know. I'm none to good with limericks.
But I had a favorite teacher once whom everyone called
Chrome Dome, and I had to give it a try.
Someone can do better: keep the same words
CHROME DOME / CHRYSANTHEMUM
Last edited by LukeJavan8; 02/08/11 04:10 PM.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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What's wrong with it? All the apostrophe's are in place  . I think you should chose a new pair of words for the next player.
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Thanks Avy. I appreciate your kindness.
PEARL - PEDAGOGUE
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Pathetic I know. I'm none to good with limericks.
No, it inspired me to have a go..... The editor of the local newspaper called Pearl, was asked to print a epitaph and gave it a whirl the title was 'The Pedagogue' and was such a long monologue it ended up making people want to hurl. (and ▼ was the alternative) Said my aunt who was called Pearl,
'In my day, schoolgirls never went for a whirl'.
'er father was once a pedagogue
known for his evangelistic sermons in the synagogue.
That was enough to make any young gentleman, squi'rrel.QUEEN + RAFFLED
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QUEEN - RAFFLED
You've heard about Ellery Queen.
He'd show up at any crime sceen.
The clues could be raffled
Policemen were baffled
But Ellery never has been.
POL - POT
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