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A limerick!
I think I'm allergic.
It's kinda frightening.
Uh oh, throats tightening!
Quick, get me some kinnikinnick.......

Daybreak - Deadfall....challenging!

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Originally Posted By: beck123
Uh-oh. A frank and vulgar conversation between two friends. Don't look if that doesn't sound like your sort of limerick.

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Lee's neighbor, his life-long friend, Sydney,
Asked Lee if he might have Lee's kidney.
"I hope you don't mind, Lee,"
Sid asked him most kindly.
Lee answered, "F**k you! Are you kiddin' me?"

GUILTY - GUMMA


How do you do the click me thing?...mines, um...bawdy and more than a little naughty.

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You have to click on the S with / through it it full reply. It is next to the S button and " button. laugh


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Hmmmm, sounds tricky....Bexter. Thanks, I'll give it a go.

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Santa returned at daybreak
Having one hell of a headache
The victim of a deadfall trap,
Sarcasm and vitriol on tap.
Oh, for Christ's sake, I need a nap!


Spotty rhythm and rhyme...the limerick is no gift of mine. Guess I'll have to imbibe with a little wine.


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I see too, thanks b.


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Hey, boyz&girlz, we need a new pair of words


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(With apologies to crash:)

With its spotty rythmn and rhyme,
The limerick's no friend of mine:
"There once was a man...?"
Shoot, I don't give a damn.
I'll just sit here and drink me some wine.

I think of the form as psycho-haiku: The sky's the limit, but so is the meter and rhyme.

CARD - CARL


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I'd love to play, but people ... limericks?

Oh, for the creativity of my misspent youth early middle age.

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Thirty-eight pages show some really enjoyed it. Beck will
be back soon, got a PM from him saying so.


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We can move away from limericks if you wish...I can do either (although limericks take longer to construct...!)


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